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me: and when
her: and when what me and when can I buy you a drink, and when can we dance, and when can I buy you dinner..... It worked dated her for almost a year until she went off to college, Yes this was when I was in hugh school |
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Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh? Me:  I dunno... Guy: Enough to break the ice...My name's Jake  I love that one lol. it'll for sure get me in trouble. Seriously, it works. Try it out 
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Edited by
uk1971
on
Mon 07/06/09 10:21 AM
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He: When you're in bed, do you lie on your stomach?
She: No! He: Do you mind if I do? He: Those pants you're wearing are so tight, I was just wondering how you get into them? She: You could start by buying me a drink! He: Do you like chicken? She: Yes. He do ya wanna suck on this. It's fowl!   |
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I was at the gay bar with my best friend (he's gay, and I like cheap drinks and laughing at his crazy lesbian friends) and I over hear this really really cute guy saying that all the hot girls are gay and how upsetting it is...
So I slide over and told him I liked his tattoos...and that I was straight. Easy pickings 
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