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| Topic: Let's write a story.... - part 3 | |
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Madam Carldeedee....please stop with the innocent act! I may have to call on my friend Frank the private D!ck again!
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You evil women try and figure me out is it my husband you are after!!!
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If you continue to to talk such nonsense and deny the fact that clive is not my stepston rather than my torrid lover ,I lady Betts shall have you both tatooted, and all your teeth removed.
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So she claims to know my private Dick. And who are you to make such threats.
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Broomheldia...or Lady Betts, whatever your name is, Clive prefers my exsisting tats to hers (Lady Caroldeedee). And Clive, aka Luke the Camel will not pull my teeth! He likes the way I nibble on his
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you cannont nibble on my torrid lover ! I shall send Lord John smith after you with his large
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Oh my Miss Bett how large :) Lord John Smith I shall rememember his name!
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LOrd John??? Really? if that is the case.....hummmmm let me pursue this thoight! But wait....What did Lady Caroldeedee say about here private ****???? Seems there is more here than meets the eye(snic)
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He consules me in my time of need. So now you think John Smith well be amused my you?
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yes there is A whole story hear ,but only I Lady Betts broomHilda knows what to do with
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Her broom....Lords and Ladies....watch out for her broom!!
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It's not her broom that concerns me... It's that big dust pan that she keeps hidden in her desk drawer... Why with that she might...
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Clean up the ashes of all the other women who try to steal her Clive and
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toss the to the four winds! poor Clive, having such a one as this for his stepmum and torrid lover....
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and then she'll throw them in the pancake batter and serve them up in his breakfast... Quick, Lady Betts! Call Dr. stitches and ask him if he can analyze this mornings breakfastware for traces of human ashes... I feel as if there may be something...
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Me thinks they enjoy ther twist
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I have but one love and her name is Muffy Goodheavens... alas
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Now it's Clive that is playing the innocent!!! As if he doesn't realize we're on to his sorid affair!
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Muffy is not your lover Clive it is I Lady Betts...remeber you said you loved me and only me and now.
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Edited by
laughingdog
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Wed 07/01/09 07:05 PM
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Why Madame, I haven't been with another woman other than Buffy for almost two days... That was the day she disappeared while touring the Czech noodle factory... Then you come along with those inticingly placed tats of yours and... errr Muffy... her middle name is Buffy
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