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Forget the chair! Take her to the tattoo parlor... Let her be branded with a big...
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Broom on her Hilda
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 What did I do to you guys anyway???? The tatoo parlor is my favorite place to be!Wanna see the one on my ... |
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YES! That's it, my worthy fiendish friend. We shall ink her Hilda with the largest broom in Yemen...
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Hmmmm... Maybe we should see her out. Maybe I was wrong...
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Do your best....I'm not afraid!
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As Curt N. Frank the private D1ck packed up his audiovisual gear at the latest stop in the Motel 6 chain. He pondered upon the many faces of this Eve.
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Ohhhhh It was Eve... Well, Mister Frank, you saved this poor defenseless woman from a most horrible end... I was kinda lookin' forward to the show n tell session at the parlor though.... Curses
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I certainly hope he captured my good side ((?))
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Edited by
laughingdog
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Wed 07/01/09 04:32 PM
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Good side? Soooooo then you have a bad side as well! Did you, by chance, happen to have a little cosmetic surgery? ARE YOU EVE? The woman of a thousand faces?
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Sir, a lady never tells....
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I should have guessed as much! You are a very clever gal, Muffy or should I call you Eve... Well, I have a surprise for you as well... I'm not the man you thought I was... Clive is my stage name... My real name is Joe Camel... AND it was my hump that was humped... because it's sooo humpable... Little did you know that we were being photographed...
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On contre' clever Clive, the birthmark gave you away...and Sir Frank is a friend of mine...so I was aware of the photographs. It was all planned, but I have to admit....your hump is very humpable, but alas , you ment to do me harm. That is why your wicked step mother set all this up. You know her as Lady Betts. She was the instigator!
But I have to ask....do you still want to go to the tatoo parlor for show and tell??? |
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Ahhhh how you tempt me with such delicious thoughts of visual pleasures... You must think of me as some weak and spineless dippy with a most humpable pippy... Welllll... You right on the mark! I am what I am!! Let's sally forth and make haste for Indian Annie's Palace of Ink and compare bodily masterpieces... BUT first, I must call my traitor of a stepmum and tell her I'll be late for dinner...
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Oh do please hurry....am getting all shivery just thinking about showing you the tat on my.....you are going to be so surprised to find out what it is..give my best to dear ol' stepmum...and remind her she owes me several hundred pieces of silver.
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No silver here for stepmum no tatoo's to see
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Look Clive....it's Lady Caroldeedee.....your wife!! Now what are you trying to pull. Camel Hair robes to cover our tryst???
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No wife no robes who are you miss ???
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I'm Muffy....if you must know...And don't pretend that you and Clive are not married...that that....that knave!! And to think I was going to show him....
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What were you going to show him? Where is Clive no Clive I see.
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