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Edited by
plk1966
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Thu 06/11/09 07:27 PM
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 WELCOME TO MINGLE CELEBRITY ROAST
THE RULES Each week I will select a ROASTEE (the person we get to make fun of). Only I can select who the ROASTEE is for that week. If you have a suggestion on a roastee or would like to be one for a week please email me directly. You can only roast that person during his/her week and not any other member. The ROASTEE in turn gets to roast you back but only he/she can do that. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ALL MINGLE RULES APPLY TO THIS GAME AS WELL, so please stick to them. NOW LET'S HAVE SOME FUN 
THE FIRST ROASTEE IS...................DAN99 |
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I'll take you all on.
losers. |
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COME ON PEOPLE...................this is your chance to get back at the slimy blot
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Thu 06/11/09 07:37 PM
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Dan has given the mingle men hope. If a man, who's major accomplishments are fart jokes and a thread based soley on the word 'fish', can attract a hot girlfriend, then there truly must be something out there for the rest of us sorry sots.
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I'll take you all on. losers. Is that a parrot on your finger, or did you rip yet another ornament off of one of those stupid hats Queen Elizabeth likes to wear?
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COME ON PEOPLE...................this is your chance to get back at the slimy blot Don't you mean Limey Spot? |
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They aint got nuttin'
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COME ON PEOPLE...................this is your chance to get back at the slimy blot Don't you mean Limey Spot? YOU CAN ONLY PICK ON THE ROASTEE.........DAN |
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Dan has given the mingle men hope. If a man, who's major accomplishments are fart jokes and a thread based soley on the word 'fish', can attract a hot girlfriend, then there truly must be something out there for the rest of us sorry sots. That sounded more like a compliment! haha |
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COME ON PEOPLE...................this is your chance to get back at the slimy blot Don't you mean Limey Spot? YOU CAN ONLY PICK ON THE ROASTEE.........DAN Limey.. A slang word referring to the British. 
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COME ON PEOPLE...................this is your chance to get back at the slimy blot Don't you mean Limey Spot? YOU CAN ONLY PICK ON THE ROASTEE.........DAN He was. dumbarse. |
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I think that in the picture Dan has posted now, the parrot was trying to increase Dan's vocabulary.
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I thought he was teaching it to pick his nose for him
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I'll take you all on. losers. Is that a parrot on your finger, or did you rip yet another ornament off of one of those stupid hats Queen Elizabeth likes to wear?
No it is a lorikeet. Stop being jealous of my pretty bird! |
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Don't know him all that well, but that pic with bird is kinda disturbing, is he trying to mingle with it or look for a point of entry? Well at least he looks like he actually goes to the dentist, doesn't have the grill of unorganized chicklets, like a lot of the limey bastards do. But his 3rd pic in his profile screams, "Hey, look at me, I like little boys!" Kinda wish I knew a little more about him, cause he looks like a bloke that has a few things in the closet that would terrify some people.
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He needs his own language ...Because i cant understand a ****king thing he says..yea i need a dumby book for dan
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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Thu 06/11/09 07:47 PM
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Isn't a headline that says "Really Boring British Guy" just being redundant? Now if it said "Really Interesting British Guy with good teeth", that would set him apart.
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Don't know him all that well, but that pic with bird is kinda disturbing, is he trying to mingle with it or look for a point of entry? Well at least he looks like he actually goes to the dentist, doesn't have the grill of unorganized chicklets, like a lot of the limey bastards do. But his 3rd pic in his profile screams, "Hey, look at me, I like little boys!" Kinda wish I knew a little more about him, cause he looks like a bloke that has a few things in the closet that would terrify some people. I am free for babysitting duties every wednesday and friday. |
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I'll take you all on. losers. Is that a parrot on your finger, or did you rip yet another ornament off of one of those stupid hats Queen Elizabeth likes to wear?
No it is a lorikeet. Stop being jealous of my pretty bird! So you DID rip it off of one of Queen Elizabeth's stupid hats! 
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I think that in the picture Dan has posted now, the parrot was trying to increase Dan's vocabulary. It was. It was saying Elswood is a chump, Elswood is a chump. Whatever that means. |
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