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| Topic: The 1 question that all men ask..... | |
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You can't always get what you want, But if you try sometimes, you might find, You get what you need. And sometimes you get what you want AND what you need. 
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I dont think we are going to get what we want....  
Do we ever?
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I want a solid gold toilet, but it's just not in the cards, now is it?
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Here's what I'm wantin in as small a nutshell as I can get it in: A man who's gonna cut the grass when it needs to be mowed instead of waitin for it to get knee tall, a man who's gonna fix the sink at the first sign of a problem before I've used an entire roll of duct tape tryin to fix it myself, a man who has the sense to take the vehicle to the shop soon as it acts up or the knowledge to fix it himself before I go to the shop with it only to be fleeced by the mechanic cause I'm female an then b*tchin at me when he sees the bill, a man who has the sense to know that pickin up a gallon of milk on the way home without bein told will get him great sex that night, a man who actually gets his dirty clothes in the hamper instead of 2 feet away an leaves em there, a man who understands my vagina is not a locatin device for the upten things he's misplaced around the house, a man who understands the importance of the occassional bubble bath an doesn't constantly interrupt it with the gazillon questions he already knows the answers to. I could go on with more but I'm sure I lost most of the male attention after the 2nd sentence, they do have the attention span of a knat after all. 
What happens if he picks up a gallon of ice cream instead???? |
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I want to either lose or gain 1 mystery sock!
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I want a solid gold toilet, but it's just not in the cards, now is it? Keith, don't forget I work for the Government. I could get you one.
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I want a solid gold toilet, but it's just not in the cards, now is it? Keith, don't forget I work for the Government. I could get you one.
I have no doubt! 
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I want a solid gold toilet, but it's just not in the cards, now is it? Keith, don't forget I work for the Government. I could get you one.
For his gold nuggets 
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I want to either lose or gain 1 mystery sock!
whats your address???
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I want a solid gold toilet, but it's just not in the cards, now is it? Keith, don't forget I work for the Government. I could get you one.
For his gold nuggets
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I want a solid gold toilet, but it's just not in the cards, now is it? Keith, don't forget I work for the Government. I could get you one.
For his gold nuggets
Now C, we all know his nuggets don't stink. |
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I want a solid gold toilet, but it's just not in the cards, now is it? Keith, don't forget I work for the Government. I could get you one.
For his gold nuggets
SAY, now! Leave my nuggets out of this! 
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I want to either lose or gain 1 mystery sock!
whats your address???
I'll give it to you.....later.....
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I dont think we are going to get what we want....
You so have to see my stoop...  
I don't think so...
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Just don't ask about cake and a Bidet', with oscillating streams of water!
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you guys talking about stoops or Schtuups?
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Here's what I'm wantin in as small a nutshell as I can get it in: A man who's gonna cut the grass when it needs to be mowed instead of waitin for it to get knee tall, a man who's gonna fix the sink at the first sign of a problem before I've used an entire roll of duct tape tryin to fix it myself, a man who has the sense to take the vehicle to the shop soon as it acts up or the knowledge to fix it himself before I go to the shop with it only to be fleeced by the mechanic cause I'm female an then b*tchin at me when he sees the bill, a man who has the sense to know that pickin up a gallon of milk on the way home without bein told will get him great sex that night, a man who actually gets his dirty clothes in the hamper instead of 2 feet away an leaves em there, a man who understands my vagina is not a locatin device for the upten things he's misplaced around the house, a man who understands the importance of the occassional bubble bath an doesn't constantly interrupt it with the gazillon questions he already knows the answers to. I could go on with more but I'm sure I lost most of the male attention after the 2nd sentence, they do have the attention span of a knat after all.
Look for perfection much? Keith, Darlin', if ya knew me even slighty u'd know that every last word of what I typed was simply a joke directed towards men. Oh an there's no such thing as perfection when it comes to relationships.
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Here's what I'm wantin in as small a nutshell as I can get it in: A man who's gonna cut the grass when it needs to be mowed instead of waitin for it to get knee tall, a man who's gonna fix the sink at the first sign of a problem before I've used an entire roll of duct tape tryin to fix it myself, a man who has the sense to take the vehicle to the shop soon as it acts up or the knowledge to fix it himself before I go to the shop with it only to be fleeced by the mechanic cause I'm female an then b*tchin at me when he sees the bill, a man who has the sense to know that pickin up a gallon of milk on the way home without bein told will get him great sex that night, a man who actually gets his dirty clothes in the hamper instead of 2 feet away an leaves em there, a man who understands my vagina is not a locatin device for the upten things he's misplaced around the house, a man who understands the importance of the occassional bubble bath an doesn't constantly interrupt it with the gazillon questions he already knows the answers to. I could go on with more but I'm sure I lost most of the male attention after the 2nd sentence, they do have the attention span of a knat after all.
What happens if he picks up a gallon of ice cream instead???? If it's Starbuck's Mocha Frappuccino, he dies with the biggest grin he's ever had on his face
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Im placing my order for a man who doesnt have his ass on his head and his head on his ass!!!
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What is this damn thread about? Taco's, Stoops, Socks, Nuggets, Ice Cream, Oprah, big boobs. I'm so confused.
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