Topic: The 1 question that all men ask.....
auburngirl's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:49 AM

I really meant 38 DD's, this is the internet afterall.:wink:



noway noway noway noway Who would want that even on the internet!? laugh

Mr_Music's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:50 AM

<<<<<in her 40's, independently wealthy and has 8 inches, uh I mean intelligence.smokin


Chrissy, we're not talking about how tall you are. :laughing:

AndyBgood's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:50 AM
How about this?

I could care less what a woman wants because I want what I want and I don't want stupid trivial bullsh*t in my life.

I could care less about what celebrity is doing what,I could care less about what is trendy and fashionable, I sure as hell could care less about starving orphans in Somalia when we have starving orphans in our own damn country.

FUC*:
Mecedes Benzs
BMWs
Guess Jeans
Brittany Spears (actually I would not touch her even with a ten foot pole)
The Green Movement
Global Warming
Panda Bears (hope they die off soon. Can't adapt? See ya!)
Spotted Owls
Barrak Hussein Obama
Small (worthless) dogs
cats (the musical, total gag fest)
The movie Rent
Smiley faces
positive attitudes
Women looking for Prince Charming
lying gold digging ho bags
Meth
Smack
Crack
Strange piercings
Vampires (give me a chance I would be chasing after them with high intensity sun lamps and balloons. Adult Swim, Lucy Daughter of the Devil, the Vampire Alter boys episode will explain that one)
Christian Science
Scientology
Hell, Religion in general
Hippies
Yuppies
Guppies (not the fish)
Republicans
Democrats (actually I despise the Democrats more)
Fuzzy bunnies
kittens in rain boots
Liberals
Ultra conservatives
fundamentalists
stupid people
useless people
Spun out nutcases
people who always say "I can't"
Ted Turner
The Media
Globalization
Amnesty for Illegal Aliens
AND BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR!

But most of all

FUC* what anybody else wants because it is my life and for good and bad I am king of my own destiny. Visitors welcome, conquerors prepare for war.

DAMN, I need to sit down and take a breath...oops

I used to worry about what women wanted but I found it to be a detriment to my life and happiness. A lot of women play us for what they want and try to make us like their dogs they can put a leash on and lead us around while we have to support them and if they don't get things their way they get pissed and dismiss us too readily.

Just go by my plan. While I am struggling if the right person comes along and they help you succeed in becoming well to do then you stick by that person. That means they are a team player. Family is a team. Together they are strong. Apart they are nothing. If you get rich without someone contributing then screw the rules. Women, if you want four BFs and you made yourself wealthy then GO FOR IT but be honest about it.
Guys, SAME DEAL. If you are well to do you will constantly be wracked by the question "do they love me or my money?"

People in general piss me off. Maybe living in LA may have warped my thinking a lot but then again A Bit*h is just a female dog and LA runs thick with dogs.

I have grappled with the question "what do women want?"

Two answers:

The short answer: MORE!

The Long Answer: More until you got no more to give then they move on!


My question to both sides:

Why do you even play like that?

I am feeling like a rat bastard today...

I admit it...

flowers

I would have included Oprah in this list except I respect her for putting her money where her mouth is. She may be a hard core LIB but again she is working to make the world a better place where many other libs try to force others to their bidding through voting and OPM (Other People's Money).
No I did not include Teletubbies because they are not evil and brain washing like Barney.


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7z3r05's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:51 AM
to know the answer to your question you must first attain an immaterial mind state... everything after that is relatively simple.

Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:51 AM


I really meant 38 DD's, this is the internet afterall.:wink:



noway noway noway noway Who would want that even on the internet!? laugh


noway Really...what works w those type of batteries anyway?

Mr_Music's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:51 AM
Edited by Mr_Music on Mon 05/25/09 09:52 AM
Andy, you plan on staying home alone a lot. indifferent

Winx's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:51 AM

Women in their 40'sdrool drool drool


Fifty year old men.drool pitchfork

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:52 AM
It's a nice stoop...

MeChrissy2's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:52 AM
I like Pie.ohwell *sits her 8inch self down and her 38DDs make her fall backwards*

auburngirl's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:54 AM

How about this?

I could care less what a woman wants because I want what I want and I don't want stupid trivial bullsh*t in my life.

I could care less about what celebrity is doing what,I could care less about what is trendy and fashionable, I sure as hell could care less about starving orphans in Somalia when we have starving orphans in our own damn country.

FUC*:
Mecedes Benzs
BMWs
Guess Jeans
Brittany Spears (actually I would not touch her even with a ten foot pole)
The Green Movement
Global Warming
Panda Bears (hope they die off soon. Can't adapt? See ya!)
Spotted Owls
Barrak Hussein Obama
Small (worthless) dogs
cats (the musical, total gag fest)
The movie Rent
Smiley faces
positive attitudes
Women looking for Prince Charming
lying gold digging ho bags
Meth
Smack
Crack
Strange piercings
Vampires (give me a chance I would be chasing after them with high intensity sun lamps and balloons. Adult Swim, Lucy Daughter of the Devil, the Vampire Alter boys episode will explain that one)
Christian Science
Scientology
Hell, Religion in general
Hippies
Yuppies
Guppies (not the fish)
Republicans
Democrats (actually I despise the Democrats more)
Fuzzy bunnies
kittens in rain boots
Liberals
Ultra conservatives
fundamentalists
stupid people
useless people
Spun out nutcases
people who always say "I can't"
Ted Turner
The Media
Globalization
Amnesty for Illegal Aliens
AND BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR!

But most of all

FUC* what anybody else wants because it is my life and for good and bad I am king of my own destiny. Visitors welcome, conquerors prepare for war.

DAMN, I need to sit down and take a breath...oops

I used to worry about what women wanted but I found it to be a detriment to my life and happiness. A lot of women play us for what they want and try to make us like their dogs they can put a leash on and lead us around while we have to support them and if they don't get things their way they get pissed and dismiss us too readily.

Just go by my plan. While I am struggling if the right person comes along and they help you succeed in becoming well to do then you stick by that person. That means they are a team player. Family is a team. Together they are strong. Apart they are nothing. If you get rich without someone contributing then screw the rules. Women, if you want four BFs and you made yourself wealthy then GO FOR IT but be honest about it.
Guys, SAME DEAL. If you are well to do you will constantly be wracked by the question "do they love me or my money?"

People in general piss me off. Maybe living in LA may have warped my thinking a lot but then again A Bit*h is just a female dog and LA runs thick with dogs.

I have grappled with the question "what do women want?"

Two answers:

The short answer: MORE!

The Long Answer: More until you got no more to give then they move on!


My question to both sides:

Why do you even play like that?

I am feeling like a rat bastard today...

I admit it...

flowers

I would have included Oprah in this list except I respect her for putting her money where her mouth is. She may be a hard core LIB but again she is working to make the world a better place where many other libs try to force others to their bidding through voting and OPM (Other People's Money).
No I did not include Teletubbies because they are not evil and brain washing like Barney.


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huh Well, enjoy your aloneness. But allow me to inform you. That there is NOTHING you could buy for some women, Myself included, that I can't go out and get myself.
I need to go find my leash now.

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:57 AM
I just put a nice red finish on it, really nice looking stoop...

MeChrissy2's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:58 AM
Amen, sista from another mother. *still struggling to sit upright* Damn boobs.

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 05/25/09 09:59 AM
Mum always said women were evil...

Winx's photo
Mon 05/25/09 10:00 AM

Mum always said women were evil...


She's right.pitchfork

Mr_Music's photo
Mon 05/25/09 10:01 AM
Fear, all due respect, but that's a real sore spot where I come from.

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 05/25/09 10:03 AM

Fear, all due respect, but that's a real sore spot where I come from.


Sorry, is this better?

MeChrissy2's photo
Mon 05/25/09 10:03 AM
For the sake of arguement, can we agree that all people regardless of gender are different. This includes their wants, needs, desires, values and fantasies.

If you find one you are interested in, spend the time to get to know them individually. Together you may find you want, need, desire, value and fantasize about very similar things.flowerforyou

Mr_Music's photo
Mon 05/25/09 10:04 AM


Fear, all due respect, but that's a real sore spot where I come from.


Sorry, is this better?


Thanks, at least that guy ain't from 65 miles away from me.

auburngirl's photo
Mon 05/25/09 10:04 AM

For the sake of arguement, can we agree that all people regardless of gender are different. This includes their wants, needs, desires, values and fantasies.

If you find one you are interested in, spend the time to get to know them individually. Together you may find you want, need, desire, value and fantasize about very similar things.flowerforyou


smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten smitten

Hey Chrissy, wanna hook up?

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 05/25/09 10:05 AM



Fear, all due respect, but that's a real sore spot where I come from.


Sorry, is this better?


Thanks, at least that guy ain't from 65 miles away from me.


Just seen where you were from, again, sorry.