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Here's what I'm wantin in as small a nutshell as I can get it in: A man who's gonna cut the grass when it needs to be mowed instead of waitin for it to get knee tall, a man who's gonna fix the sink at the first sign of a problem before I've used an entire roll of duct tape tryin to fix it myself, a man who has the sense to take the vehicle to the shop soon as it acts up or the knowledge to fix it himself before I go to the shop with it only to be fleeced by the mechanic cause I'm female an then b*tchin at me when he sees the bill, a man who has the sense to know that pickin up a gallon of milk on the way home without bein told will get him great sex that night, a man who actually gets his dirty clothes in the hamper instead of 2 feet away an leaves em there, a man who understands my vagina is not a locatin device for the upten things he's misplaced around the house, a man who understands the importance of the occassional bubble bath an doesn't constantly interrupt it with the gazillon questions he already knows the answers to. I could go on with more but I'm sure I lost most of the male attention after the 2nd sentence, they do have the attention span of a knat after all. 
I can take care of all those things because of my empathy and sense of responsibility. All I ask is that she does the same and if she can't, she does'nt nag me when I'm unable to pick up the slack for her. Men should treat you like a Queen when some women act like a Princess. I think the Princesses are the problem |
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What is this damn thread about? Taco's, Stoops, Socks, Nuggets, Ice Cream, Oprah, big boobs. I'm so confused. Too bad we can't make sub threads for miscellaneous pratle. |
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Here's what I'm wantin in as small a nutshell as I can get it in: A man who's gonna cut the grass when it needs to be mowed instead of waitin for it to get knee tall, a man who's gonna fix the sink at the first sign of a problem before I've used an entire roll of duct tape tryin to fix it myself, a man who has the sense to take the vehicle to the shop soon as it acts up or the knowledge to fix it himself before I go to the shop with it only to be fleeced by the mechanic cause I'm female an then b*tchin at me when he sees the bill, a man who has the sense to know that pickin up a gallon of milk on the way home without bein told will get him great sex that night, a man who actually gets his dirty clothes in the hamper instead of 2 feet away an leaves em there, a man who understands my vagina is not a locatin device for the upten things he's misplaced around the house, a man who understands the importance of the occassional bubble bath an doesn't constantly interrupt it with the gazillon questions he already knows the answers to. I could go on with more but I'm sure I lost most of the male attention after the 2nd sentence, they do have the attention span of a knat after all.
I can take care of all those things because of my empathy and sense of responsibility. All I ask is that she does the same and if she can't, she does'nt nag me when I'm unable to pick up the slack for her. Men should treat you like a Queen when some women act like a Princess. I think the Princesses are the problem *lifting her ball gown and peering down at her pink Chuck Taylors* I think you are right. 
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Good gosh I thought that said "peeing down"
 
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Good gosh I thought that said "peeing down"
Not this time but sometimes when I laugh too hard I pee a little.
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Mon 05/25/09 11:54 AM
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<-----runs and gets her crown and ball gown on!!!
  Am I late for the Queen convention???
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<-----runs and gets her crown and ball gown on!!! Am I late for the Queen convention???
You'd better hurry up, Tara. Gayfifer might take your place in line! |
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<-----runs and gets her crown and ball gown on!!! Am I late for the Queen convention???
You'd better hurry up, Tara. Gayfifer might take your place in line!  
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What do I have to do??? Have a Queen Throw down????
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What do I have to do??? Have a Queen Throw down????
/Hands out water ballons |
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Here's what I'm wantin in as small a nutshell as I can get it in: A man who's gonna cut the grass when it needs to be mowed instead of waitin for it to get knee tall, a man who's gonna fix the sink at the first sign of a problem before I've used an entire roll of duct tape tryin to fix it myself, a man who has the sense to take the vehicle to the shop soon as it acts up or the knowledge to fix it himself before I go to the shop with it only to be fleeced by the mechanic cause I'm female an then b*tchin at me when he sees the bill, a man who has the sense to know that pickin up a gallon of milk on the way home without bein told will get him great sex that night, a man who actually gets his dirty clothes in the hamper instead of 2 feet away an leaves em there, a man who understands my vagina is not a locatin device for the upten things he's misplaced around the house, a man who understands the importance of the occassional bubble bath an doesn't constantly interrupt it with the gazillon questions he already knows the answers to. I could go on with more but I'm sure I lost most of the male attention after the 2nd sentence, they do have the attention span of a knat after all.
I can take care of all those things because of my empathy and sense of responsibility. All I ask is that she does the same and if she can't, she does'nt nag me when I'm unable to pick up the slack for her. Men should treat you like a Queen when some women act like a Princess. I think the Princesses are the problem I refuse to nag, it's a waste of both's time an hot air. I ask once, if not done I just go take care of it myself. Problem solved. As for bein a Queen or Princess. HA HA that's one thing I've never been accused of. *As she hikes up boxer shorts an peers down at flip flops*
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i honestly cldnt tel ya!
 wat abt men, aint tey just as confusin?
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What do I have to do??? Have a Queen Throw down????
/Hands out water ballons
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i honestly cldnt tel ya! wat abt men, aint tey just as confusin?
Say that again???? |
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i honestly cldnt tel ya! wat abt men, aint tey just as confusin?
Ys wer vry cnfsng cuz so smpl |
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What do I have to do??? Have a Queen Throw down????
/Hands out water ballons
Don't worry, I brought a towel |
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I'd rather have a ho down. *hikes up her ballgown and dances to the theme from deliverence*
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I think one of the things that really sucks more is the fact so many women expect us to make the first move and a lot of times when we do we get completely mixed and confused signals. On top of that is the east of offense women can take to some of the stupidest things.
Don't get me wrong, I have seen exceptions to the general rule but the fact is that American women are screwed up in cities and when you get away from the big city women are different to some extent. It is nice to me when a woman can speak her mind. Even better when she walks up and goes, "Hey cutie, Wanna beer?" and gets one for me. On top of that what is even better still is when she does not have a BF and does not look like someone challenged her aesthetically by beating the good looks from her and stuffing fifty pounds under her dress or whatever she is wearing. Now this expectation for gift giving, wineing and dining is all over blown. I like to get away from it all and do things other people don't do and do them away from other people. I am around people all of the time. When I go out I want to get away from everyone else. Not get into another crowd. I would rather be alone and semi miserable than involved in a relationship that makes me completely miserable. Been there and done that. Women love to pull that "you have to love me as I am" crap to give them an excuse to fatten like cows. I have seen that happen to friends of mine where they have a hot GF, a couple of years later they have a kid and she blimped out, and a couple of years after that they have one other and are divorcing because her attitude and he didn't like or appreciate the sudden changes in lifestyle forced on him by a woman that says "I can't work because of the babies." Before any of you skirts out there (damn, I am having a defensive sexist moment now ain't I) get your panties in a bunch (Al Bundy, step aside!) My mom did it with a dead beat husband on top of that before she divorced his lazy fat ass! Sorry but welcome to the new millennium. That is why I respect most single mothers who are not on the welfare dime! My mom pulled her weight and then some. I don't like hypocrites, wishy washy people, spoiled brats, snobs, bugie elite, and religious fanatics either. I also can't stand dealing with people who always have to go where the grass is greener riding the wave of trend! But that is just me.... 
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