"This is the night, what it does to you."

I turn a light on. We have electricity now.

"Need someone who I can comunicate on the phone through email at all times."

Why not one or the other? Do you have any idea how hard it is to make one go through the other?

"Me-very nice looking mature & sophisticated Lady,dragon of good taste,and inscutable mind - ...like a poem"

Well, you can leave the dragon at home, but I do enjoy an inscutable poem.

"I am looking for a guy with a minimum amount of working brain cells..."

That's why Al Gore invented MySpace....

"You know anyone can say anthing here they are just words but to hear a person's voice tell's you alot more about a person than just some sweet words."


Let me explain how the concept of the "voice" actually works....

"Hi its me,I am looking for something that will last, a good friendship.I am 1.70 cm,brown hair and brown full with mistery eyes."

You may be too short for me.

"do u really except to know more abt me if i was to actually say a bit about myself?"

All I really want, after trying to understand that, is some Ibuprofen.

I am so cracking up right now...where did you come up with these?

"i am a sproty girl"

Is that good or bad?

All of the ones I'm posting are from another site -- which will remain nameless, for obvious reasons....!

"i'm 1.68 slim and really good looking as others says..kisses........."


Is that an age, a weight, or a price?

"Meet a person with common interests and understanding, a companion, someone who is willing to listen and be listened, someone who is genuinely kind but also has goals and works hard to achieve them."

I'd love to -- where the hell is she?

"NOW THIS IS BOATING WEATHER
hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
hello hello hello hello hello hello"


I don't know, the echo on this lake is really annoying.

By the way.....

TRADITION
TRADITION
TRADITION!

lol

"I am a down to earth good hearted person, who has enthusiasm for life and peopleI loke culture and travelbla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla bla"


Modern scientific research methods now allow us to pinpoint the precise moment when the subject first saw an Oxi-Clean commercial....

Get four or five boats out on that lake and it would be mind numbing....lol

"Hello I am looking for something sexy, a stallion preferably with a full cheast of hair...."


Wow, you people have some weird horses over there....

Not so weird.

Now a stallion WITHOUT a full chest of hair......THAT would be weird....lmao

A two-fer:

"Just want to meet a nice man for a friend, inteligent conversation, hanging out, sharing life's ups and downs and what ever might follow."

"hey there! i'm interested in a serious long term relatioship with a kind hearted, funny,inteligent, underestandin, serious man who will make me laught"


What are the odds that two consecutive profiles would have the exact same misspelling of "intelligent"?

The scary part is -- what are the odds of finding two profiles ANYWHERE with the CORRECT spelling of "intelligent"?

ok had to quit drinking...starting to spit threw my nose...