"I am curious to people from the foreign country."

I'm not at all surprised, if that's how you talk to them.

"Hello nice boy, how are you doing? Are you in tha mood for having a good time. Contact me! I'll tell you about me, later on."


Oh great, another "nice boy" thread.

"i am a good looking latin and exotic woman i like to meet some good man who nows how to tread a woman with respect so i can give this man my respect and love.and much plessure in live."


How much tread do you have left?

"My world is small but they say its a small world afterall isn't it so."

I'm not really seeing the problem here.

"Looking for an Alaska Men!I want a nice guy who likes to sport, fish walking etc."


Yeah, I can't get enough of that fish walking.

"oke? i,am a 40,years . like to travel. have fun.i have long blond hair. brown eyes.i work , i am a nurse.i wont to meet people to talk to, and friendship. all over the world.so. hope to here."


I'm sure it's some sort of anagram, I just haven't worked it out yet.

"desperately looking for hot sex
Just need sex, alot. sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
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sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex"


But can you cook?

"out for dinner"

Well, could you write something a little more insightful when you get back?

Oh, and bring me a donut.

"Do you have a good heart, are you spontan, please contact me."

Spontan's off today, he had to go get his radiator fixed or something.

"for 5yes now bout im looking for a good man to marry ther dont not durk for me im a good gril so that my writer have good day."


I don't not durk for anybody....

"I wood like to meet a good intelegent, loyal, atletic. and honnest person. One who is spiritualy and self assurd. Who know what he wants and not afraid to go and get is."


Good luck with that. I think.

"im looking for a man who is looking for a perfect woman like me to make each other happy and to live like other be an hiv positive is not the end of our life."


Well, that's not exactly MY idea of a perfect woman. But what do I know?

"I tried to revise the location of myself, but failed."

Are you glued to a chair?

"I just got a videocamera and I intend to use it!"


I would love to see a documentary on barn owls.

"Where's ordinary man?
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I think he's fighting Spider-Man.

"i always have what to say ..."


Does it ever make any sense?

"hi there nice guys, im looking for a nice guy .are you good hearted,funny,nice,wel educutaed and honest dont hesistate to mail me im waiting."


Oh, I think I'll be hesistating a long time on this one....

"have blue eyes. THIS IS JUST BECAUSE!!!! I HAD TO....cup 75a that's small...medium ass...40 of shoes so big feet...short nails...and im 1.70 m. long...and 58 kilo's!"


Well, OK, but this is the first time I've ever heard of a 75A cup. Frankly, it's a little hard to imagine.

"i apprteccitae good conversation."


Definitely a qualifier for the bonus round....

"Interests: I like to be engaged in cookery, I like to prepare that that tasty.

Best Features: At me which smart smile I am proud.

About Me: I the young beautiful girl. I very much like men with sense of humour. I have a white hair colour. At me very beautiful smile and I very much like to smile. I wish to tell to you that at me which very beautiful figure I am proud. I wish to find the love."


Claims to be from Missouri -- is this how people from Missouri actually talk?

"Show Me" State or "Try To Figure Out What The Hell I'm Saying, I Dare You" State?