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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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hi there i dont like to talk about myself as much but iam try to make short iam 26 years old looking to make a new friends online iam student and i work aslo iam student...Hear me roar! He am try to make short by removing spaces! Hulk hate puny humans! Hulk smash! |
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hi there i dont like to talk about myself as much but iam try to make short iam 26 years old looking to make a new friends online iam student and i work aslo iam student...Hear me roar! He am try to make short by removing spaces! Hulk hate puny humans! Hulk smash! You know this is a terible thread! I hate myself everytime I post. |
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"on my first date i would like to go to dinner .somewhere quit where we could talk an get to know each other. probaly maybe go to the movies see what the that person is fun to be around cuse i will be able to catch up on what the person is like."
It's good to have a fully-formed plan of action. |
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hi there i dont like to talk about myself as much but iam try to make short iam 26 years old looking to make a new friends online iam student and i work aslo iam student...Hear me roar! He am try to make short by removing spaces! Hulk hate puny humans! Hulk smash! You know this is a terible thread! I hate myself everytime I post. Not me. I get to make fun of people who can't write. That's what I live for now, since the operation. |
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"on my firsrt dare I would like to go on a picnic."
Not much of a dare, really. I would dare you to do something more interesting, like rob a jewelry store. |
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"I enjoy listening to music or talking in a good Horror or Action movie."
Shut up, I can't hear what they're saying. |
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"i lite hot thing that very hot ."
Most hot things are hot, hence the use of the term "hot." |
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"I have long sexy legs and I'm looking for a guy how can handle all of me in time of need and when i'm in heat."
Look, my neighbor's cat has a profile here. |
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"I am too young to feel like an old woman."
You may have progeria. See your physician as soon as possible. |
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"I think life is too short and therefore it should be enjoyed to the fullest."
Pffffft. If you were serious about it, you'd be trying to find ways to extend the human life span. |
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"face truth facts of any person face to face."
And so ends today's episode of "Confucius on Acid." |
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"the beach is always warm and blueand that in itself describe my personality."
Warm and blue. Nice. |
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"i am a young perfessional woman who is currently at the university. i would to becomme a perfessional teacher and councillor."
Oh, I just bet you would....!! |
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"I AM A VERY NICE PERSON I AM A DEBT COLLECTOR AND I ENJOY MY JOB."
Yeah, everybody loves debt collectors. You'll do well. |
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"are you looking for me!!"
Nope!! Not looking for you!! |
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"Lookin for one to prove that they're not all the same...."
This is one of those "universal" plot-lines. The story starts out like this then leans into a "they're pretty much the same" conclusion. Kind of like Terminator. |
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"Too many frogs not enough princes"
The frogs ate them all. |
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"Lookin for one to prove that they're not all the same...." This is one of those "universal" plot-lines. The story starts out like this then leans into a "they're pretty much the same" conclusion. Kind of like Terminator. In the end, she winds up locked in a department store after dark, trapped with thousands and thousands of identical mannequins. And then it turns out that the name of the store is "MySpace." Never saw THAT one coming.... |
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"i am a young perfessional woman who is currently at the university. i would to becomme a perfessional teacher and councillor." Oh, I just bet you would....!! I sure hope that one wouldn't wind up being an English teacher...lol |
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"It's pretty hard to try and describe one's self accurately to a computer and hope to do a good enough job to attract another person."
Especially when you use up the whole space explaining why you can't do it. |
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