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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I'm 28 and have a 7 year old son.(he has a father)"
That rules out my immaculate conception theory. |
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"if you dont earn a six figure income, really dont bother Guy's"
ok....I'm thinkin..... this is gonna be ONE LONELY CHICK.... JMO |
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"my pic isnt posted cause i dont have a new one but i can email you a 6 mth old one" Great! I'll send it to the forensics lab for computerized aging so I can see what you look like today. I think we really could use the forensics lab on some of these.... |
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"cheating doesnt exist in my vocabulary."
Apparently it does. |
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"affectionate,ambitious,articulate,bright,caring,confident ,energetic,friendly ,intelligent, loving, organized,outgoing affectionate,ambitious,articulate, bright,caring,confident,creative,dependable"
Couldn't think of any P-Z words so you had to start over, huh? |
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"i dont like drunk person drink to much for is not acceptable."
What's that you're drinking there? |
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"I'm sure many women have said this before, but this IS THE FIRST TIME I'M DOING THIS."
And usually, it's pretty obvious. |
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"I need someone besides me. Stare with friendship, maybe! Lead more. Who knows?....interested? Write me. I have never missed returning e-mail a single time!!I have some pics but ask me personally."
OK, I'll be there in five minutes. |
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"i like to meet my soulmate he must be good man and have good heart and can accept what ever iam."
That sounds a little ominous to me.... |
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"i would like to meet a man that is not abusive and that has alot of honest love to share."
What's an abuser to do? I think they need their own site. |
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"am single mom.i like be most of the time home playgame on the EX-Box"
I had one of those..... an EX-box. And an EX-house. And an EX-TV. |
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"i would like him to be honest,funny , smurt." Well, I'm the smurtest one on here.... No way, dude. I'M the smurt one around these parts. |
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"looking for a good hearted man, that i can meet and just have a good time with..I'd like for him to be a baptist so that we can have alot to talk about"
I have to admit I'm now wondering what it is that baptists are talking about. Are they plotting to take over Kentucky? |
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"Am looking for a fried to do things with and see if it gos anywere."
Usually, after you fry them, they really don't go anywhere. |
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"NOBODY OVER 30!!!!!! I don't know what's so hard about that! If you're over 30...DO NOT email me...I will NOT respond. I don't like wasting my time reading emails from those of you who are over 30!"
I'm not sure what you're saying. Is over 30 in? or out? |
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"My first date would be whatever the guy wanted...ANYTHING! If things go right, harmless sex MIGHT be a possibility! Not a certainty...so guys, you have to try! lol. Do not email me about sex...b/c you have to know me...and you have to try with me..."
Well... how HARD do I have to try? And can you give me some odds? I really need to know if this is a good investment. |
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"well i am 21 and i have 3 children"
Not the way I would have played it but it is hard to hide 3 children. |
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" am looking for the last love of my life!"
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but there's a one 'love of your life' limit. Asking for more than one isn't fair to everyone else that only got their one. |
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"get to know each other. maybe cook him a nice meal. play games. go to the park. go church. and maybe to the movies. have nasty freaky sex."
Even with all these I've read, I didn't see that coming. |
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"not sure what ai am looking for but i will let u know when i find it. anyways this button wont let me go ahead without adding hell info bout myself so i am just b-s'ing my way thru. "
...and I was riveted. |
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