Topic: To My Dear Wife
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Wed 01/28/09 06:33 AM
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:



"To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and
value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending
the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight."


When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
on the dining room table:



"My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
also the assistant tennis coach.He is young, virile, and like your
secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an
excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the
same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a
lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back
home until sometime tomorrow."

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Wed 01/28/09 06:35 AM
Lollaugh laugh laugh :tongue:

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Wed 01/28/09 06:45 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 01/28/09 06:51 AM
One of my favorites

:laughing: :laughing:

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Wed 01/28/09 01:19 PM
I don't get it. This is a math joke and I don't like math.frustrated

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Wed 01/28/09 01:46 PM

I don't get it. This is a math joke and I don't like math.frustrated



surely you jest?

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Wed 01/28/09 02:04 PM

I don't get it. This is a math joke and I don't like math.frustrated




laugh laugh laugh laugh
And for the joke.rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 01/28/09 02:07 PM

I don't get it. This is a math joke and I don't like math.frustrated


oh man buddy give it a few days to soak in laugh laugh laugh good joke though

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Wed 01/28/09 06:03 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Thu 01/29/09 02:34 AM
laugh laugh laugh