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...to eat garbage in order to subsist, what tasty morsels would you seek out from the nearest dumpster?
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moldy bread and cigarette butts
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Polyester clothing and soup cans, because they're rich in fiber and iron.
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cold pizza is usually good... lol
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Seems like used tampons would be rich in iron and protien...just use them for a starter for soup broth..just use them like a tea bag.
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Shshsh as long as I can move around I would find some kind of a job even if it was flipping burgers and would not end up eating out of a dumpster.
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anything that isnt near the dirty diapers!!
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First off, Marley I gotta give you kudos for breaking out and using less common words and phrases, as well as asking less body fluids and functions questions.
I'd definitely go for pizza out of trash.... it's usually still in the box! |
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... i feel ill haha
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Seems like used tampons would be rich in iron and protien...just use them for a starter for soup broth..just use them like a tea bag. i can't make up my mind whether to laugh, or vomit give me sandwich crusts (i already eat all those from my kids' plates anyway) |
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I'd make a deal with whomever is putting that food in the trash. Work for them for pay in food or whatever I had to do to feed the kids. Then maybe I could have the food before it hit the bin!
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in new orleans actually there is an element of street kids...or "gutter punks"as the locals call them that do exist this way...all day long ypou see them going up and down the street from trash can to trash can...its really kinda sad...from what i hear...pizza and french fries are amongst the most highly prized morsels.
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Pizza is the word!
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Seems like used tampons would be rich in iron and protien...just use them for a starter for soup broth..just use them like a tea bag. i can't make up my mind whether to laugh, or vomit give me sandwich crusts (i already eat all those from my kids' plates anyway) No kidding...i think I did throw up a little...I know who I'll never, ever kiss.... |
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Edited by
krupa
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Wed 01/07/09 10:55 AM
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Screw all that...If I had too...I would just walk the back roads for road kill. If All I could find is a dog or a cat..Then, Chinese/Korean food it is! Yummy! (and yes, I have eaten dog and yes, it is good)
But, but...Little Bird...I was playing! Everyone knows that I only use tampons to play jokes on my friends!!!! |
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First off, Marley I gotta give you kudos for breaking out and using less common words and phrases, as well as asking less body fluids and functions questions. I'd definitely go for pizza out of trash.... it's usually still in the box! I've sort moved on from body fluids. As you can see, I'm more into trash talk. |
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Seems like used tampons would be rich in iron and protien...just use them for a starter for soup broth..just use them like a tea bag. i can't make up my mind whether to laugh, or vomit give me sandwich crusts (i already eat all those from my kids' plates anyway) Why not laugh and vomit? They both provide a sense of relief? Ever laughed so hard with a liquid in your mouth that it squirted out of your nose? Boy, what a rush! |
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Marley....you're talking about body fluids again....lol
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Seems like used tampons would be rich in iron and protien...just use them for a starter for soup broth..just use them like a tea bag. ...with just a hint of Midol to soothe the disposition. |
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Marley....you're talking about body fluids again....lol No, just liquids in general. |
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