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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"sweet girl looking for kind man , age and size doesnt matter as long as you are not a fat ass who sits on the coutch all day long."
So it DOES matter a little.... |
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"I LOVE LIVING IN THE COUNTRY EVEN THOUGH I HAVE TO DRIVE MANY MILES TO A SQUARE DANCE EVER SATURDAY."
Think how many miles you'd have to drive to get to a square dance if you lived in the city, though. Ouch. Especially since square dancing is compulsory and everything. |
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"I don't really drink and am NOT about the bar fly crowd."
Hey, tngxl65, we've got us another pretend drinker here! |
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" Looking for 1 guy to prove to me they are not all the same"
Stop going for the same type of guy & get over yourself!! |
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" Looking for 1 guy to prove to me they are not all the same" Stop going for the same type of guy & get over yourself!! And what if all the other guys become exactly like HIM the moment she finds him? Then they're STILL all the same. People really need to think these things through. |
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"I'm not one of your stereotypically woman."
I take this to mean you have some unusual parts.... |
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"Got double job to meet both ends meet."
That's precisely what a double job is for. |
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"Hi! I am a hard working very independent woman who believes that if you want something done right or your way you need to do it yourself and not rely on anybody else to do it for you."
"....done right OR your way...." So your way is apparently always wrong....? Might want to take a look at that. |
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"I LIKE EVERYTHING & ANYTHING. IF I WERE TO TELL YOU THE REST, WELL THAT WOULD JUST DEFEAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF QUESTIONING."
Not as long as we eventually get a confession. |
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"prefer not to say XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX X X X X X ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZZZ
Z Z Z Z Z ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ Z ZZZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ Z ZNNNNNNNNNNNZMMMMMMMMMMZMMM" Apparently I'm not the only one who fell asleep in the middle of that. |
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"123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 12345678912345678912345678912345678912345678912345"
This is how you say "I don't know what to write here" in numbers. Next week: semaphore. |
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"i want guys who are good on bed."
The ones who don't wrinkle up the blankets too much. |
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"this is just a guidline to be followed for what i am looking for. oh and you must be single. no married men please. I will accept women before i accept married men."
What about married women? What about a duck? Or a squid? |
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"first of all i'm most likely easy to talk too."
But you're not really sure now, are you? |
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"I am beeeeauutiful. Blah bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbb" Brought to you by the letter "B" and the words "beautiful" and "blah." Who knew they could be synonyms? |
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"hey whats up just bored blah blah bl;ah blah blah blahort
opjiq jewfi reglwpel qpeylqperl pwekryoekr oerktopq kropqk okertoqk opqekrokq oprtk operkopwetkop krgokerot" Hey, I think I know who got the bad perch dinner. |
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"I'm looking for a girl just like my Mom. If you can cook like my Mom, act like my Mom, and basically be a clone of my Mom I am interested!"
 Mama Mia!!!! Not sure if this qualifies as a fetish or just freaky! Next....
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"I'm looking for a girl just like my Mom. If you can cook like my Mom, act like my Mom, and basically be a clone of my Mom I am interested!" Mama Mia!!!! Not sure if this qualifies as a fetish or just freaky! Next.... Yeah, but there's no rule that says Oedipus can't have a profile.... |
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"I am looking for a strong man to lead me around the island."
Marching boldly into the 1600s.... |
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"I'm looking for a girl just like my Mom. If you can cook like my Mom, act like my Mom, and basically be a clone of my Mom I am interested!" Mama Mia!!!! Not sure if this qualifies as a fetish or just freaky! Next.... Yeah, but there's no rule that says Oedipus can't have a profile.... True...even if his Mama wrote it for him! 
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