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| Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 4 | |
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JAG...tell me sir...how do they make low sodium salt? they make low sodium salt by running it through the used underwear of an angry midget. After that, they have one guy that puts one tablespoon in his mouth, sloshes it around, and then spits it back out. It is then set on a windowsill to dry for four hours. |
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Do you have a recipe for Roast Beast? Depends on the beast. The ex got kinda p*ssed when I tried to stuff her in the oven.  ummmmmm you are supposed to stuff her ... oh nevermind Tried that. The improvement in her disposition was very temporary. I think the correct word you are looking for tim, would be EXTREMELY temporary. |
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Why is confectioner's sugar also called XXX sugar? (Sounds dirty!) It refers to the size of the sugar grain. The higher the number, the finer the particles. |
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Why hasn't some good woman snapped you up yet? If you were close enough to me I would have to take you for myself!!!!
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what in the hell is all this talk about Zombies???? what in the world have a missed, because THAT is my kind of conversation! That's what ya get for being gone so long, Fatboy. Notice I busted out the Carlin.? lol |
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Do you have a recipe for Roast Beast? Depends on the beast. The ex got kinda p*ssed when I tried to stuff her in the oven. ummmmmm you are supposed to stuff her ... oh nevermind Tried that. The improvement in her disposition was very temporary. I think the correct word you are looking for tim, would be EXTREMELY temporary. Does 5 minutes even COUNT as temporary???? |
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Why hasn't some good woman snapped you up yet? If you were close enough to me I would have to take you for myself!!!! Ask the fat guy up there who wasn't creative enough to come up with his own name. Maybe he can tell you. I sure can't...lol |
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Are you talking about your brother like that!!!!?
Maybe you need to give lessons to the men down here and I'll give lessons to the women up there!!! |
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Why is 100% cotton cool in summer but 100% cotton flannel warm in winter? Because cotton fibers have the unique ability to both hold in heat and wick away moisture. Holding heat works well for colder conditions. Wicking away moisture is good for hot weather because taking away the moisture makes your body cooler. holy sh!t..........it's Encyclopedia Brown  And yet...I want to know how those cotten fibers keep the weather and the wicking or holding heat options straight! :) |
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what in the hell is all this talk about Zombies???? what in the world have a missed, because THAT is my kind of conversation! See what happens when you go do something productive like your JOB??? (haha...considering I get in trouble for that all the time, that's a little bit of the pot calling the kettle black!) |
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Why hasn't some good woman snapped you up yet? If you were close enough to me I would have to take you for myself!!!! Ask the fat guy up there who wasn't creative enough to come up with his own name. Maybe he can tell you. I sure can't...lol i think it may have something to do with the fact that you have a muppet babies tattoo |
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what in the hell is all this talk about Zombies???? what in the world have a missed, because THAT is my kind of conversation! That's what ya get for being gone so long, Fatboy. Notice I busted out the Carlin.? lol When talk of zombies surfaces, i can think of no greater authority than my hero, George Carlin. |
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Do you have a recipe for Roast Beast? Depends on the beast. The ex got kinda p*ssed when I tried to stuff her in the oven. ummmmmm you are supposed to stuff her ... oh nevermind Tried that. The improvement in her disposition was very temporary. I think the correct word you are looking for tim, would be EXTREMELY temporary. Does 5 minutes even COUNT as temporary???? I think "fleeting" would be a correct and fantastically accurate word |
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Why hasn't some good woman snapped you up yet? If you were close enough to me I would have to take you for myself!!!! Ask the fat guy up there who wasn't creative enough to come up with his own name. Maybe he can tell you. I sure can't...lol i think it may have something to do with the fact that you have a muppet babies tattoo 
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Are you talking about your brother like that!!!!? Maybe you need to give lessons to the men down here and I'll give lessons to the women up there!!! We have an understanding. I hate him, he hates me, we both hate everybody, so it all works out. lmao |
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Are you talking about your brother like that!!!!? Maybe you need to give lessons to the men down here and I'll give lessons to the women up there!!! We have an understanding. I hate him, he hates me, we both hate everybody, so it all works out. lmao This makes perfect sense to me. |
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Wed 12/10/08 10:36 AM
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Are you talking about your brother like that!!!!? Well yeah. That's just the way it works. Our whole family is like that..lol Dammit. Lost my color. Gonna have to go look it up again. |
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Why hasn't some good woman snapped you up yet? If you were close enough to me I would have to take you for myself!!!! Ask the fat guy up there who wasn't creative enough to come up with his own name. Maybe he can tell you. I sure can't...lol i think it may have something to do with the fact that you have a muppet babies tattoo Oh come on!!! Who doesn't love the Muppet Babies??? At least I don't have a freaking Care Bear tattooed on my butt like you do. |
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Are you talking about your brother like that!!!!? Maybe you need to give lessons to the men down here and I'll give lessons to the women up there!!! We have an understanding. I hate him, he hates me, we both hate everybody, so it all works out. lmao Trust us. It all works out for the best...lmao |
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Why hasn't some good woman snapped you up yet? If you were close enough to me I would have to take you for myself!!!! Ask the fat guy up there who wasn't creative enough to come up with his own name. Maybe he can tell you. I sure can't...lol i think it may have something to do with the fact that you have a muppet babies tattoo Oh come on!!! Who doesn't love the Muppet Babies??? At least I don't have a freaking Care Bear tattooed on my butt like you do. Which one? |
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