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| Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 4 | |
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Maybe if I hang rotten meat outside their office doors next time I'm in their building??? Where is a good Shaun of the Dead junkie when I need them for advice! Too bad my brother isn't here....lmao He hasn't been around fighting with you recently...did he get sent to his room or something??? He got transferred to another store and they have him working 60+ hours a week from now until after Christmas. He works 3rd shift so he isn't able to get on much. |
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P.S.
Nine pages in thread part 4! Woo-hoo! |
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P.S. Nine pages in thread part 4! Woo-hoo! 10 now. Well on our way to Part 5. 
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My cat wants me to go to bed now...shall I listen to her fuss & comply or ignore her? Unless you are really tired....I would suggest ignoring the cat. Not like the cat hasn't ignored YOU a few times. After all....it's a damn cat.  So true, but Cats can be hard to ignore. I bought handmade natural treats for my rotten little dog & she won't quit pestering me for them. The sound of her toenails clicking on the floor as she prances aroung trying to be cute is getting very annoying. A local girl scout troop made them & all the money is going to the animal shelter. they even made hand decorated bags. Isn't that sweet? |
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The Zombie Death Squad sounds like a good one. Now where did I put those Zombies?? * looks around * Ya know, that's the problem with Zombies. They're unreliable. Maybe if I hang rotten meat outside their office doors next time I'm in their building??? Where is a good Shaun of the Dead junkie when I need them for advice! 
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The Zombie Death Squad sounds like a good one. Now where did I put those Zombies?? * looks around * Ya know, that's the problem with Zombies. They're unreliable. Maybe if I hang rotten meat outside their office doors next time I'm in their building??? Where is a good Shaun of the Dead junkie when I need them for advice! Oh that's a GOOD one. I have done that and it is VERY effective. |
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hide frozen shrimp in there curtain rods or any openings of their desk and file cabinets, wont do away with them but you can smile, knowing they are going crazy trying to figure out where that darn smell is coming from Oh that's a GOOD one. I have done that and it is VERY effective. The offices are in a brand new Business Center and I don't want the Zombies to get EVERYONE...maybe I should just put the shrimp in the tailpipe of thier cars? |
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The offices are in a brand new Business Center and I don't want the Zombies to get EVERYONE...maybe I should just put the shrimp in the tailpipe of thier cars? Can't really claim that as original and probably couldn't have come up with it myself anyway... gotta love a memory with good stories in it, though :) |
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JAG...tell me sir...how do they make low sodium salt? |
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Why are "blackboards" often green?
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Do you belong to any civic group?
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Why is 100% cotton cool in summer but 100% cotton flannel warm in winter?
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Why is confectioner's sugar also called XXX sugar?
(Sounds dirty!) |
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JAG...tell me sir...how do they make low sodium salt? Since even the term " low sodium salt " would seem to be an oxymoron....I have absolutely NO clue....lmao |
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Why are "blackboards" often green? Because for a very long time after their invention, they were, indeed, black. The green ones, if I recall correctly, aren't actually made from the same stuff as old fashioned chalkboards. Most are made from synthetic materials now. |
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Do you belong to any civic group? No. |
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Why is 100% cotton cool in summer but 100% cotton flannel warm in winter? Because cotton fibers have the unique ability to both hold in heat and wick away moisture. Holding heat works well for colder conditions. Wicking away moisture is good for hot weather because taking away the moisture makes your body cooler. |
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Why is confectioner's sugar also called XXX sugar? (Sounds dirty!) Not sure. All of our confectioner's sugar is packaged as either 6x or 10x. |
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Why is 100% cotton cool in summer but 100% cotton flannel warm in winter? Because cotton fibers have the unique ability to both hold in heat and wick away moisture. Holding heat works well for colder conditions. Wicking away moisture is good for hot weather because taking away the moisture makes your body cooler. holy sh!t..........it's Encyclopedia Brown
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what in the hell is all this talk about Zombies????
what in the world have a missed, because THAT is my kind of conversation! |
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