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This is absoultely true.
Never EVER Say to a woman, "yeah i just broke up with my girlfriend, so now i have all sorts of extra money" For some reason, I really don't think women are impressed by this statement |
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*this is all true. everything i post on here has actually happened*
Never, EVER......... When you meet a woman for the first time, Never tell her that it will take you twenty MORE years to pay off your student loans. She doesn't care |
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Hmmm...is this a bromance gone bad?  
Not even a little bit. My brother, Bucky and I all live in a Mutual Abuse Society. Like the disclaimer says, we love Bucky to death. He is one of the best friends I've ever had... But the dude is just completely inept socially...lol *The Mutual Abuse Society started with three young men in Sebewaing, Michigan, and has grown to a membership of more than 30 bastards* |
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*this is all true. everything i post on here has actually happened*
Never, EVER...... Tell a woman, "Yeah i shaved my back today, so i am all nice and smooth" |
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* disclaimer * Bucky is a real person. He is our VERY good friend. We love him to death because he is genuinely a good guy. Everything you read in this thread in relation to something he has done is 100% true and illustrates the reason that I feel so much better about myself after hanging out with him. Oh yeah, forgot about that part. He is hilarious mostly. everything i have learned about women has come from watching him and doing the exact opposite |
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*this is all true. everything i post on here has actually happened*
Never, EVER..... try to chat up a girl using stories of your friend (me) that YOU were never actually there when they happened. Especially if the friend (me) is toltally sitting there at the table! If you don't have stories about you, MAKE SOME UP!!!! |
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The main problem is that he thinks he has all kinds of game... But whenever he goes strolling off....all he ever gets is the old ' eye roll ' from whatever woman he was talking to.... and i would usually get the old "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU BRINGING HIM HERE WITH YOU FOR" icey stare |
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 /agree
with what? |
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he used to tell me he would cringe everytim i would grab a mic when i was dj'ing cuz he never knew what i was gonna say. I told him that i felt the same way when a woman was around and his lips started flapping before any sound came out this is the last will say aboot that moron. When somebody actually comes over to me while i am talking to two beautiful waitresses and starts BOUNCING, (yes i said BOUNCING), to get the women to notice his new tennis shoes, that my friends is a sad day in floyd county. I almost handed him a helmet and told him that the snosberries tasted like snosberries |
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he used to tell me he would cringe everytim i would grab a mic when i was dj'ing cuz he never knew what i was gonna say. I told him that i felt the same way when a woman was around and his lips started flapping before any sound came out
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I don't think you are as different as you might think. I know several men like you describe. Perhaps you are just evolving quicker out of the neaderthol muck
Perhaps. But there sure aren't many like me around my area. I actually know a dude who will start drooling ( LITERALLY ) when he sees a woman with a nice set of boobs. OMG you are talking aboot bucky!!!!! lmfao I have never seen anybody get told "bucky me face is up here" more than that man. He is up to aboot 7, and thats just when i am around!!! Gee...how did you guess??? There you have it ladies and gents. Anyone who thought I was kidding or exaggerating about the dude I was referring to... My brother has CONFIRMED that I was serious....lmao People ask me why i hang out with him, i always say, "hey with this idiot around, i look like a sweet, gentle, womens lib card holding fantasy man!" |
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I don't think you are as different as you might think. I know several men like you describe. Perhaps you are just evolving quicker out of the neaderthol muck
Perhaps. But there sure aren't many like me around my area. I actually know a dude who will start drooling ( LITERALLY ) when he sees a woman with a nice set of boobs. OMG you are talking aboot bucky!!!!! lmfao I have never seen anybody get told "bucky me face is up here" more than that man. He is up to aboot 7, and thats just when i am around!!! |
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Topic:
Just ask JustAGuy - part 7
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Just ask Justaguy is being manned by his brother as he is unable to be here.
In regards to the brain, finger question, Your brain is very smart and keeps moving away from your finger. |
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"...and Zombies! Where the **** are all the Zombies? That's the problem with Zombies, they're unreliable"
The late, GREAT George Carlin |
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all of them are true i swear it lmao
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Topic:
My Favorite Quotes 2-03-09
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"I'm impressed with the potential you see in me"
Michael Scott The Office 2009 |
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Topic:
Just ask JustAGuy - part 4
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Why hasn't some good woman snapped you up yet? If you were close enough to me I would have to take you for myself!!!! Ask the fat guy up there who wasn't creative enough to come up with his own name. Maybe he can tell you. I sure can't...lol i think it may have something to do with the fact that you have a muppet babies tattoo Oh come on!!! Who doesn't love the Muppet Babies??? At least I don't have a freaking Care Bear tattooed on my butt like you do. it takes a REAL man to have a pink care bear tattoo my friend |
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Topic:
Just ask JustAGuy - part 4
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Are you talking about your brother like that!!!!? Maybe you need to give lessons to the men down here and I'll give lessons to the women up there!!! We have an understanding. I hate him, he hates me, we both hate everybody, so it all works out. lmao |
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Topic:
Just ask JustAGuy - part 4
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Do you have a recipe for Roast Beast? Depends on the beast. The ex got kinda p*ssed when I tried to stuff her in the oven. 
ummmmmm you are supposed to stuff her ... oh nevermind Tried that. The improvement in her disposition was very temporary. I think the correct word you are looking for tim, would be EXTREMELY temporary. Does 5 minutes even COUNT as temporary???? I think "fleeting" would be a correct and fantastically accurate word |
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Topic:
Just ask JustAGuy - part 4
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what in the hell is all this talk about Zombies???? what in the world have a missed, because THAT is my kind of conversation! That's what ya get for being gone so long, Fatboy. Notice I busted out the Carlin.? lol When talk of zombies surfaces, i can think of no greater authority than my hero, George Carlin. |
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