Topic: Bad Kissing
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Thu 11/06/08 05:16 PM

the overly slobbery ones are bad as well... where you have to wipe off not only around your mouth but your chin and surrounding areas because of all the drool noway


sick sick

celtic_kitten's photo
Thu 11/06/08 05:18 PM


the overly slobbery ones are bad as well... where you have to wipe off not only around your mouth but your chin and surrounding areas because of all the drool noway


sick sick


yep it is sick sick

Voluptuous's photo
Thu 11/06/08 07:10 PM


How about those guys that move their tongues in a circular motion- NEVER CHANGING THE PATTERN!noway
It's like a bad wrestling match to see who gets on top!indifferent
Can you imagine?!?!?sick
I had a guy kiss me and do just that!grumble
We must have looked like two frozen mummies that could only move our tongues.
SO SAD- He was a keepersmooched
That ruined it for me!sad


If he was that great, perhaps he could have endured a little constructive criticism?


I did!
I told him.
We broke up because he moved to Puerto Rico:cry:

Nova86's photo
Thu 11/06/08 07:33 PM
Edited by Nova86 on Thu 11/06/08 07:34 PM



How about those guys that move their tongues in a circular motion- NEVER CHANGING THE PATTERN!noway
It's like a bad wrestling match to see who gets on top!indifferent
Can you imagine?!?!?sick
I had a guy kiss me and do just that!grumble
We must have looked like two frozen mummies that could only move our tongues.
SO SAD- He was a keepersmooched
That ruined it for me!sad


If he was that great, perhaps he could have endured a little constructive criticism?


I did!
I told him.
We broke up because he moved to Puerto Rico:cry:


darn that puerto rico......but it COULD be a nice place to live LOL

flowerforyou Voluptuous

Voluptuous's photo
Thu 11/06/08 09:24 PM

darn that puerto rico......but it COULD be a nice place to live LOL

flowerforyou Voluptuous


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How have you been stranger?flowerforyou
Good to see you again

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 11/06/08 09:28 PM
Yeah there's nothing like having a tongue sticking out your spincter. Uh, give me a rim job while you're at it?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Thu 11/06/08 09:29 PM
One of my ex's kept her lips stiff all the time. Terrible kisser. lol


christinme546's photo
Fri 11/07/08 12:20 AM



grumble grumble bad kissersgrumble grumble they try and choke you to death by shoving their tongue down your throat. AND FYI... licking my face is NOT a turn ongrumble grumble


ugh... ill


I agree!!ill ill ill



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That sums it all up no lick face, no tongue down throat Ihave only met very few really good kissers in my life

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Fri 11/07/08 12:24 AM


the overly slobbery ones are bad as well... where you have to wipe off not only around your mouth but your chin and surrounding areas because of all the drool noway


sick sick


ewe that sounds like really bad kissing save the spit for other places where needed

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 11/07/08 12:26 AM
My ex used to tell me that when I kissed her...it went straight to her zipper.

I took that to be a GOOD thing..lmao

christinme546's photo
Fri 11/07/08 12:32 AM

I think I've experienced just about every type of bad kisser you guys have mentioned (except the eyeball kisser noway ) But now, I got a guy who makes me melt and feel like I'm floating all at the same time when he kisses me. I've hit the jackpot with him.


And no you can't borrow him. He's all mine and I don't know how to share tongue2


Lucky you at last there are some out there I must find me one toodrinker happy

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Fri 11/07/08 12:33 AM
The worst is when they hold your head while they try the choking tongue action & you can't back away!scared

PacificStar48's photo
Fri 11/07/08 12:38 AM
I don't know I think the ones that press on your mouth so hard you wonder if they are going to break your face are the worst. Had a guy bruise my lip. Not cool at all. Or the guys who want to put their hands on your throat. Forget that mess.

christinme546's photo
Fri 11/07/08 12:40 AM

The worst is when they hold your head while they try the choking tongue action & you can't back away!scared


I would probably gag and throw up on them see how they kiss after that!

Engraven_Image's photo
Fri 11/07/08 12:41 AM
rofl having a chick just twiddle her tongue STRAIGHT up and down as fast as she can every time you kissedslaphead

Engraven_Image's photo
Fri 11/07/08 12:43 AM
The worst part is when she did that she never even moved past my lips!!!:laughing:

dia_licious's photo
Fri 11/07/08 01:17 AM
or the ones that just sit there and suck your tongue...


gross.

Engraven_Image's photo
Fri 11/07/08 01:23 AM
I had a chick put her mouth over my nose and blow...


...I was like WTF was that????surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised

...scared the sh!t outta me and so turned me off!

brenlee1965's photo
Fri 11/07/08 05:56 AM
I cannot believe these HORROR stories about BAD kissers.

Isn't there a BOOK that people can BUY to help them! OMG!


lilith401's photo
Fri 11/07/08 05:58 AM
Edited by lilith401 on Fri 11/07/08 05:59 AM
Bad kissing:

Open mouth no tongue.

Soft, squishy mealy lips, little tongue darting around....

Pushing lips, ramming them against yours, shoving tongue down throat.

Tongue that thinks it is a sword, all pointed.