Topic: Bad Kissing
brenlee1965's photo
Thu 11/06/08 11:02 AM
Bad kisser would by the St Bernard that slobbers all over (or) the one that doesn't know how to start soft and increase the intensity................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! OK, focus Brenda (we are talking about Bad right?) heehee! Haven't had too many bad kissers....thank God!

seahawks's photo
Thu 11/06/08 11:03 AM
laugh laugh laugh

eileena9's photo
Thu 11/06/08 11:07 AM



Ok who wants a free demonstration how is done?bigsmile



****Waving hand in the air!!!!****


ME!!!!!! It is my birthday and all!!!!devil devil


Happy B-day! That would be a nice present (a good kiss from a decent man)....Good Luck.


Thank you Brenda....



sweethouston713's photo
Thu 11/06/08 11:08 AM

how about the ones that not only think shoving their tongues down your throat is an 'okay' thing to do -- but also, somehow, make their tongue all hard and pointy at the same time ?? (please tell me I'm not the only woman who has experienced a bad kisser like that...?!)

Wasn't only gross, but actually hurt...was almost like going to the doctor and having them shove that thing down to check for strep throat.

I gagged and pushed the guy off and said "What is wrong with you???"

his response....(no kidding here)...

"What? You didn't like that?"


hunky62's photo
Thu 11/06/08 11:08 AM

I don't think any of us said it was just men who are like this. Feel free to chime in about your bad kissing experiences with women. laugh


Thank you for asking: Once dated a woman whose idea of a little toungue kissing was trying to lick my tonsils...while groping at my crotch...how romantic.

no photo
Thu 11/06/08 11:11 AM


how about the ones that not only think shoving their tongues down your throat is an 'okay' thing to do -- but also, somehow, make their tongue all hard and pointy at the same time ?? (please tell me I'm not the only woman who has experienced a bad kisser like that...?!)

Wasn't only gross, but actually hurt...was almost like going to the doctor and having them shove that thing down to check for strep throat.

I gagged and pushed the guy off and said "What is wrong with you???"

his response....(no kidding here)...

"What? You didn't like that?"




Ew, the hard, pointy tongue is the worst. I know exactly what you mean.

seahawks's photo
Thu 11/06/08 11:12 AM


I don't think any of us said it was just men who are like this. Feel free to chime in about your bad kissing experiences with women. laugh


Thank you for asking: Once dated a woman whose idea of a little toungue kissing was trying to lick my tonsils...while groping at my crotch...how romantic.
wow i need me one of those.!!laugh laugh laugh drinker

Holly4459's photo
Thu 11/06/08 01:32 PM


I don't think any of us said it was just men who are like this. Feel free to chime in about your bad kissing experiences with women. laugh


Thank you for asking: Once dated a woman whose idea of a little toungue kissing was trying to lick my tonsils...while groping at my crotch...how romantic.


Hey! You said you wouldn't tell!!!!rant

alicat4213's photo
Thu 11/06/08 01:35 PM


how about the ones that not only think shoving their tongues down your throat is an 'okay' thing to do -- but also, somehow, make their tongue all hard and pointy at the same time ?? (please tell me I'm not the only woman who has experienced a bad kisser like that...?!)

Wasn't only gross, but actually hurt...was almost like going to the doctor and having them shove that thing down to check for strep throat.

I gagged and pushed the guy off and said "What is wrong with you???"

his response....(no kidding here)...

"What? You didn't like that?"





That is one of the worst!!


Or how about the guy who doesn't open his mouth enough and just sticks out the tip of his tongue... Or the guy who is all over the place and all you get is teeth action lol

no photo
Thu 11/06/08 01:49 PM
Would you all be interested in describing a kiss that would knock your socks off....curl your toes, and make you want more???

OpenWounds's photo
Thu 11/06/08 01:52 PM
I tell you what's gross. When she kisses you, and still has some food in her mouth. Chewed food.

hunky62's photo
Thu 11/06/08 01:58 PM
Edited by hunky62 on Thu 11/06/08 01:59 PM



I don't think any of us said it was just men who are like this. Feel free to chime in about your bad kissing experiences with women. laugh


Thank you for asking: Once dated a woman whose idea of a little toungue kissing was trying to lick my tonsils...while groping at my crotch...how romantic.


Hey! You said you wouldn't tell!!!!rant


OMG...who knew you would be here...LOL

But...I am willing to work with you on your technique...OK

kaadeshka's photo
Thu 11/06/08 01:59 PM

I tell you what's gross. When she kisses you, and still has some food in her mouth. Chewed food.


Aww, sick!

Okay I have two stories! Wait for it! Here goes!

First boyfriend- He tried the upside down kiss (think spiderman movie) and still managed to drool down my chin...

Then my almost sister in law introduces me to her cousin. Said cousin kisses VERY intensely. Tongue forces past your lips and it's half way down your throat and you're almost choking right from the get go.

What ever happened to kissing gently? Working into the passion? I thought that was how things worked?! Have I been lied to all my life?!

Holly4459's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:01 PM




I don't think any of us said it was just men who are like this. Feel free to chime in about your bad kissing experiences with women. laugh


Thank you for asking: Once dated a woman whose idea of a little toungue kissing was trying to lick my tonsils...while groping at my crotch...how romantic.


Hey! You said you wouldn't tell!!!!rant


OMG...who knew you would be here...LOL

But...I am willing to work with you on your technique...OK



S'alright...we can practice some more!:banana:

MsCarmen's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:04 PM
I think I've experienced just about every type of bad kisser you guys have mentioned (except the eyeball kisser noway ) But now, I got a guy who makes me melt and feel like I'm floating all at the same time when he kisses me. I've hit the jackpot with him.


And no you can't borrow him. He's all mine and I don't know how to share tongue2

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:06 PM
When she looks at you and says "teeth in or out?" you know it's not going to be a good kiss

Holly4459's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:07 PM
ill

Joaverage's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:07 PM

Why is it that women act like men are the only ones who act this way...?

Who the hell else do we kiss and date?????

MsCarmen's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:07 PM

When she looks at you and says "teeth in or out?" you know it's not going to be a good kiss
surprised :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

OpenWounds's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:11 PM
Slightly off topic, but my ex thought i liked it when she stuck her tongue in my ear. This is actually an extremely gross thing to have done to you. Like a wierd wet worm is trying to eat your brain.