Topic: Bad Kissing
Voluptuous's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:18 PM
How about those guys that move their tongues in a circular motion- NEVER CHANGING THE PATTERN!noway
It's like a bad wrestling match to see who gets on top!indifferent
Can you imagine?!?!?sick
I had a guy kiss me and do just that!grumble
We must have looked like two frozen mummies that could only move our tongues.
SO SAD- He was a keepersmooched
That ruined it for me!sad

dtbax's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:21 PM
when she trys to chew your tongue off lordy

OpenWounds's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:28 PM

How about those guys that move their tongues in a circular motion- NEVER CHANGING THE PATTERN!noway
It's like a bad wrestling match to see who gets on top!indifferent
Can you imagine?!?!?sick
I had a guy kiss me and do just that!grumble
We must have looked like two frozen mummies that could only move our tongues.
SO SAD- He was a keepersmooched
That ruined it for me!sad


If he was that great, perhaps he could have endured a little constructive criticism?

dia_licious's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:38 PM
lol

or the guys that need to relax their mouths a little lol


ill gladly teach a guy how to kiss ;)

no photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:42 PM

Would you all be interested in describing a kiss that would knock your socks off....curl your toes, and make you want more???


A good kiss, huh? I know this is offtopic but...

It will start off soft at first. No diving in with your tongue. Use your lips, not just your tongue. No mushy, limp tongue and no pointy, jabbing tongue. Don't do the same thing over and over. Change it up a bit. Pay attention to what your partner is doing.

This doesn't really describe a kiss that would knock your socks off. Just describes things that I (in my opinion) think should be done to get to that good kiss.

hunky62's photo
Thu 11/06/08 02:45 PM
I think I would need a demonstration...in person.

zevonincincy's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:08 PM
OK I'm new but I've had a couple bad kisses in my day.

One I haven't read yet is the woman with limp lips. I'm not talking about soft and pliable, but limp with no responce...LOL

Maybe kissing that fish wasn't so bad.


BTW nice to meet you folks.

Nova86's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:12 PM
by the way, there are some women that are bad kissers too....totally

one girl would just sit there and hold her mouth wide open...i just stared at her with my jaw on the floor like "what do you expect me to do with that?" LOL

Holly4459's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:13 PM
Nova-I need u to check things out in there!

Nova86's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:14 PM

Nova-I need u to check things out in there!


LMAO...do i look like a dentist or something haha

it IS amazing how many people do not get the ART of kissing

kaadeshka's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:24 PM

OK I'm new but I've had a couple bad kisses in my day.

One I haven't read yet is the woman with limp lips. I'm not talking about soft and pliable, but limp with no responce...LOL

Maybe kissing that fish wasn't so bad.


BTW nice to meet you folks.


Welcome!

dia_licious's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:29 PM
free demo anyone?

no photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:32 PM
just like everything you get better with practice

I practice on my dog

hunky62's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:38 PM

just like everything you get better with practice

I practice on my dog


Don't let PETA hear that...you could be arrested for animal cruelty...LOL

hunky62's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:39 PM

free demo anyone?


Bring it on little one...

celtic_kitten's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:39 PM
the overly slobbery ones are bad as well... where you have to wipe off not only around your mouth but your chin and surrounding areas because of all the drool noway

hunky62's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:42 PM

the overly slobbery ones are bad as well... where you have to wipe off not only around your mouth but your chin and surrounding areas because of all the drool noway


Tshorry Hon...I waths thrying noth to dthrool...but you are stho juicthy...

IMAGR81's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:44 PM
What about those kisses where they dont open their mouth at all and think that little pecks are a turn on ALL the time.

sweethouston713's photo
Thu 11/06/08 03:48 PM

okay, by reading through all the posts on here, obviously there are quite a few BAD men & women kissers -- goodness!!

Seriously, maybe there should be kissing101 in schools... ha

(yes, I am kidding!)

So true though, that kissing really is one of the most intimate ways two people can melt together - if done correctly. There's really nothing better...

which is why BAD ones are oh so wrong...

((gotta admit, the man who said a woman asked if she should take her teeth out first or not cracked me up - hilarious!))

TheJuice's photo
Thu 11/06/08 04:11 PM
I hate the girls who shove their tongues down MY throat. Yes, they do exist.

The other kind of bad kissing is when the girl twists your head in a certain fashion so that your neck hurts for the next three days. It sucks

I was never into licking a girl's face when I'm kissing her. I find it bizarre.