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And related to the previous....
The "Everyone, including the government, is out to get me" person... usually this is a male persona...except for here at mingle. |
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oh oh pick me pick me dont date me dont date me wait i allready have that problem awwwww.. that kinda makes me sad for him!! yes and he is so cute, isn't he? awwww |
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Saturday Night Live's hilarious Will Forte brings to life good-on-paper dudes who are really just chumps in disguise. Don't say we didn't warn you.
http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/87145/dating-advice-four-guys-you-think-you-should-date-but-shouldnt;_ylc=X3oDMTVxaTA3bWlmBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEX3MDMjAyMzc3NzQ2MARrA0RhdGluZyBBZHZpY2U6IEZvdXIgR3V5cyBZb3UgVGhpbmsgWW91IFNob3VsZCBEYXRlLi4uIGJ1dCBTaG91bGRuJiMzOTt0IQRzZWMDZnBfdG9kYXkEc2xrA2RhdGluZy1hZHZpY2UtZm91ci1ndXlzLXlvdS10aGluay15b3Utc2hvdWxkLWRhdGUtYnV0LXNob3VsZG50BHp6A2FiYw-- Workaholic Hotshot This guy is always dressed to the nines, because he's loaded. Simmer down -- the cash flow comes at a price. He toils until the wee hours, then loosens his tie and parties like there's no tomorrow. Unfortunately, there is a tomorrow, and it starts in like three hours. What little time he has for you will be shared with his BlackBerry. The ugly truth: Money is the love of his life, and you come in second -- or third, since he's probably crunching more than numbers with his secretary. Adrenaline Junkie This dude skydives, surfs, runs with the bulls -- anything for that rush. And he has the sick abs and chiseled arms to prove it. But to keep him happy, you need to be in perpetual motion too. This guy does not like to sit around, and he doesn't like for you to sit around either. And it isn't just a phase. In his late 30s, he'll get into marathons, and they'll lead to triathlons and eventually to the Ironman competition. Yeah, that means a trip to Hawaii, but instead of chilling on the beach you'll be cheering him on from the sidelines. Having fun yet? Nice Guy With a Chip on His Shoulder He'll ridicule the "tools who are trying too hard" with bold clothing choices to seem down-to-earth, but here's his dirty little secret: He spends just as much time picking out his outfit as his more fashion-conscious counterparts do. Under the casual exterior is a calculating killjoy with mom issues. He'll stand at the bar thinking, "Why is that girl going for that dude over there? One day, she'll come to her senses and get with a nice guy like me!" The truth is, he's so preoccupied with being overlooked that he'd be totally oblivious to your attention. Smooth Operator He's the type that rolls up to the club in an Escalade and holds court in the VIP section, ordering bottle service all night. He scores women with entertaining small talk and name-dropping. Yeah, he's a Casanova in a skull cap (it replaced his trucker hat about a year ago). But this guy spells trouble. It takes confidence to pull it off with a straight face -- too much confidence. (There is such a thing.) He'll shower you with attention, but beware: You may not be the only chick in that shower! |
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Wow. The 'nice guy' is starting to look not so bad.....
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Wow. This thread has shown me what a cloistered life I seem to have had. Whereas I've missed out on almost all of the chit-for-brains on the lists, that means I've been home alone for a loooong, long time. Not sure if that's better or worse, but I've drank half a pot of coffee sitting here saying "Good Lord" repeatedly.
Is it better to have gone through all of these scenarios (to your disadvantage) or to have avoided it but lack the experience? The more I learn here, the safer my little forest is looking How can you make sure he (or she) ISN'T the Big Bad Wolf? How to avoid all that from the get-go, I mean? I'M AFRAID NOW!!! |
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I'm a fast talker....
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I'm just nice
on Monday's |
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Wow. This thread has shown me what a cloistered life I seem to have had. Whereas I've missed out on almost all of the chit-for-brains on the lists, that means I've been home alone for a loooong, long time. Not sure if that's better or worse, but I've drank half a pot of coffee sitting here saying "Good Lord" repeatedly. Is it better to have gone through all of these scenarios (to your disadvantage) or to have avoided it but lack the experience? The more I learn here, the safer my little forest is looking How can you make sure he (or she) ISN'T the Big Bad Wolf? How to avoid all that from the get-go, I mean? I'M AFRAID NOW!!! This is why I don't really 'date' much. I mainly wish I just had a larger circle of friends. Then you just meet people naturally through friends and hanging out. Somehow all my friends have largely moved away and/or gotten married. Sometimes dating is WAY too much pressure! |
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Never date the argumentative, know it all types. They're a disaster waiting to happen.
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The people who write profiles that have 'lol' or 'lmao' at the end of every freaking sentence.
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Edited by
beachbum069
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Tue 10/28/08 11:44 AM
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"LOL" is over used and has lost any meaning.
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negative people who 'hate'
such a waste of emotion (jmo) |
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lawyers...
wait, I think someone mentioned them. "argumentative, know it all types"... do you really want someone whose job is to persuade other people of the veracity of HIS story over the other guy's? Regardless of truth? |
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<-----------him !
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why not chevy? or is this reverse psychology?
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Edited by
lilith401
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Wed 10/29/08 08:14 AM
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Whoever this person is:
"i am quiet,easy going man that likes everything i have,had,and will have,the only thing i am picky about is female's.material things dont mean much to me and nither does sports or gossip.ill eat anything including you lol" Sorry, couldn't find the Glorious Profile thread... |
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and we never will Lilith
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