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Yes, but sex is the best hobby ever. I hear practice makes perfect. I like to practice. 
I'm done practicing. I'm ready for the regular season. season ticket holder 
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AT THIS POINT ID TAKE A WHO NOT TO.....LOL LONGEST DRY SPELL IN HISTORY  
HaH!!! Whatever you think your "record" dry spell is, I can top it!!! 
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Yes, but sex is the best hobby ever. I hear practice makes perfect. I like to practice.
I'm done practicing. I'm ready for the regular season. season ticket holder
I used to be a regular in the playoffs, now I don't even make the bracket. 
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ENGINEERS......EVER.
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ENGINEERS......EVER. Is that like locomotive or like mechanical? |
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ENGINEERS......EVER. LOL 
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What do you say we all move to Amsterdam and have more sex?
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Edited by
RoamingOrator
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Sat 10/25/08 08:47 AM
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What do you say we all move to Amsterdam and have more sex? I'm in!!! Actually the fact that I'm in wouldn't equate to more sex, it would equate to having it in the first place, but either way, I'm in!!! |
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Lily? Fran? Tng?
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Actually if you are planning on moving there to have more sex, that settles it....
I'm changing the name of my farm from "Hymie's Hydaway" to "Amsterdam."  
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Well, are there other places I can get more sex? I'm all about a bargain.
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Well, are there other places I can get more sex? I'm all about a bargain. You don't have to go anywhere, I'm willing to come to you!!!! 
Of course the downside of that is I' will eventually want to talk to you.  Yeah I know, no such thing as a free lunch, you didn't think I was that easy did you?
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Talking is good, sometimes. "Yes, right there", "Oh my god, yes!", "Just a little to the left"....
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I guess you missed it when I said I hadn't been getting any... the conversation would be more like:
Oops. Sorry. This never usually happens. Just give me five minutes.
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Ha.... hahahaha. In that case, I'd have to pass. Unless of course you fix all that in advance, there are ways to prevent it, dear RO. |
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Edited by
RoamingOrator
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Sat 10/25/08 09:45 AM
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Oh yeah, the easiest way to avoid that conversation is to make sure your done before I even start!!! Of course any real man would make a point of doing this anyway.
*sigh* However, I think I'll just stick with flirting. I don't have a tetinus shot to give you, and I'm not just rusty, I imagine I'm rusted solid. *sigh* Now that I look at the calendar, I'm positive. Twelve years last Wednesday. |
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Lily? Fran? Tng? Well I'd choose somewhere with a beach, but I'm all for the more sex. The world would just be a better place! |
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Well, are there other places I can get more sex? I'm all about a bargain. WOW. I'm on sale! |
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The high-maintenance woman.
She should be more attracted to you than her shiny new car. |
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How about this one "Fast Talkers."
You know, I've worked around enought heavy machinery and gone to enough concerts, that I should have my ears checked anyway, but then you go and speed things up? Come on, give me a break, my mind doesn't work that fast, I like to soak things in, you know think a little!! |
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