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What number am i thinking of? You are thinking of 3. Because you are trying to figure out if you can get a third finger in your nose. lol Actually it was 4 because i was also thinking about getting a thumb up my bunghole! Nice try though, tngx was close too, but he lost a point for trying to be metrosexual.. If JAG and I had the same answer, it must be you that was wrong. Exactly. JAG is good, JAG is wise. In combination with tngxl ( however the hell you pronounce THAT ) we are omnipotent!!!!! |
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Wow. But I think we got there from a completely different direction. I thought the rule was "men never ask for directions..." We just never realize that we're lost. Oh we realize it. We just refuse to accept it...lmao |
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Wow. But I think we got there from a completely different direction. I thought the rule was "men never ask for directions..." We just never realize that we're lost. and maybe you are right...I'm sure in the spacetime continuum you never are! Besides...JAG says you are omnipotent so what do I know??? |
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Wow. But I think we got there from a completely different direction. I thought the rule was "men never ask for directions..." We just never realize that we're lost. Besides...JAG says you are omnipotent so what do I know??? Sorry...had another " ego moment "....lol |
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Sorry...had another " ego moment "....lol Modesty doesn't become you... we honor and respect your wisdom and honesty. Really. We do! |
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What number am i thinking of? You are thinking of 3. Because you are trying to figure out if you can get a third finger in your nose. lol Actually it was 4 because i was also thinking about getting a thumb up my bunghole! Nice try though, tngx was close too, but he lost a point for trying to be metrosexual.. If JAG and I had the same answer, it must be you that was wrong. Exactly. JAG is good, JAG is wise. In combination with tngxl ( however the hell you pronounce THAT ) we are omnipotent!!!!! Even though i have it here on a peice of paper that i wrote beforehand, and had it witnessed by an independant adjudicator, and videod, and streamed live across the internet to millions of people, who all agree in a recent survey that the answer was 4, i must admit that between the both of you, you must be correct. It was 3. |
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What number am i thinking of? You are thinking of 3. Because you are trying to figure out if you can get a third finger in your nose. lol Actually it was 4 because i was also thinking about getting a thumb up my bunghole! Nice try though, tngx was close too, but he lost a point for trying to be metrosexual.. If JAG and I had the same answer, it must be you that was wrong. Exactly. JAG is good, JAG is wise. In combination with tngxl ( however the hell you pronounce THAT ) we are omnipotent!!!!! Even though i have it here on a peice of paper that i wrote beforehand, and had it witnessed by an independant adjudicator, and videod, and streamed live across the internet to millions of people, who all agree in a recent survey that the answer was 4, i must admit that between the both of you, you must be correct. It was 3. A good and wise choice! LOL! |
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Even though i have it here on a peice of paper that i wrote beforehand, and had it witnessed by an independant adjudicator, and videod, and streamed live across the internet to millions of people, who all agree in a recent survey that the answer was 4, i must admit that between the both of you, you must be correct. It was 3. I think you just tore a small hole in the fabric of space/time. |
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Even though i have it here on a peice of paper that i wrote beforehand, and had it witnessed by an independant adjudicator, and videod, and streamed live across the internet to millions of people, who all agree in a recent survey that the answer was 4, i must admit that between the both of you, you must be correct. It was 3. I think you just tore a small hole in the fabric of space/time. No that was the nail of my thumb ripping me when i went for number 4.. |
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What number am i thinking of? You are thinking of 3. Because you are trying to figure out if you can get a third finger in your nose. lol Actually it was 4 because i was also thinking about getting a thumb up my bunghole! Nice try though, tngx was close too, but he lost a point for trying to be metrosexual.. If JAG and I had the same answer, it must be you that was wrong. Exactly. JAG is good, JAG is wise. In combination with tngxl ( however the hell you pronounce THAT ) we are omnipotent!!!!! Even though i have it here on a peice of paper that i wrote beforehand, and had it witnessed by an independant adjudicator, and videod, and streamed live across the internet to millions of people, who all agree in a recent survey that the answer was 4, i must admit that between the both of you, you must be correct. It was 3. Since neither of us know the " witness ", nor have we seen the " video ", NOR were we privy to the link to the webstream, we reserve the right to refuse acknowledgment of the viability of the purported " evidence ". Hey...it works for the UFO debunkers. :-) |
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Even though i have it here on a peice of paper that i wrote beforehand, and had it witnessed by an independant adjudicator, and videod, and streamed live across the internet to millions of people, who all agree in a recent survey that the answer was 4, i must admit that between the both of you, you must be correct. It was 3. I think you just tore a small hole in the fabric of space/time. All things are relative, right? Especially in this forum :) Night all...I've GOT to go to bed...which leads me to a final question- Why am I not independently wealthy and can stay up all night making up ridiculous questions for JustAGuy? <sigh> (okay, you can not answer this because it IS ridiculous and unworthy...we're not worthy...we're not worthy...) 
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Even though i have it here on a peice of paper that i wrote beforehand, and had it witnessed by an independant adjudicator, and videod, and streamed live across the internet to millions of people, who all agree in a recent survey that the answer was 4, i must admit that between the both of you, you must be correct. It was 3. I think you just tore a small hole in the fabric of space/time. All things are relative, right? Especially in this forum :) Night all...I've GOT to go to bed...which leads me to a final question- Why am I not independently wealthy and can stay up all night making up ridiculous questions for JustAGuy? <sigh> (okay, you can not answer this because it IS ridiculous and unworthy...we're not worthy...we're not worthy...) Actually..I'm not independently wealthy either. I just stay up all night answering not so ridiculous questions...lmao Sleep well. 
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Well folks....it's about time for me to hit the sheets.
Man. 29 pages already.  This is, by far, the longest I have ever had a thread I started keep going. Thank you to everyone who keeps reading this thread, and thank you also to all those who have posted questions, no matter how silly they may seem. Also, thanks to those of you who have just stopped by to say hello. :-) I am having an absolute blast with this. Keep the questions coming everyone.  As we always say Don't ask just ANY guy...ask JustAGuy I shall return tomorrow to answer any of the burning questions you may have. |
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Good morning sunshines!
Here's the question du jour... Why does my internal alarm go off consistently before the alarm clock and rob me of that last 30 minutes, no matter how late I went to bed? |
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Good morning sunshines! Here's the question du jour... Why does my internal alarm go off consistently before the alarm clock and rob me of that last 30 minutes, no matter how late I went to bed? I'm not sure. It's probably the same thing that makes me wake up 5 minutes before the alarm goes off...lol |
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OK folks.
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go. lol See you all later. :-) |
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BOOOOO!!!!!!
8 hours and no questions!!! |
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Why? Oh why, great swami...did you do a "free range dog chew" sign as your image? That has to bring your IQ down almost as much as a Nascar race (just kidding to all you Nascar fans! Standing joke with the local auto dealership Nascar fan! Don't be hatin' on me!)
I vote for the towel first and the tortured teddy second... oh baby! |
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Which brings me to my next question...
Does a free range dog NEED chew? Is that related to "chew" as in chewing tobacco and where do they spit? If they spit (or not - change one letter) do they clean up after themselves??? |
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Why? Oh why, great swami...did you do a "free range dog chew" sign as your image? That has to bring your IQ down almost as much as a Nascar race (just kidding to all you Nascar fans! Standing joke with the local auto dealership Nascar fan! Don't be hatin' on me!) I vote for the towel first and the tortured teddy second... oh baby! Ummm....well..it's like this.... I was driving through a small town near where I live, and I saw that sign outside the Tractor Supply Company store. The first thought I had was..." Free range dog chews??? Those rawhide bones must be getting pretty frisky. Exactly how hard would it be to CATCH one if it's free ranging? " I thought the very idea of " Free Range Dog Chews " was actually kinda funny. |
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