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Step one - Find man
Step two - date man a couple of times so as not to come off as sleazy Step three - walk up to man butt naked ( if in his home or yours ) and say " Wanna fu*k?? Addendum to Step three - if NOT in his home or yours, simply look deep into man's eyes and say " wanna fu*k...later ???" |
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Step one - Find man Step two - date man a couple of times so as not to come off as sleazy Step three - walk up to man butt naked ( if in his home or yours ) and say " Wanna fu*k?? Addendum to Step three - if NOT in his home or yours, simply look deep into man's eyes and say " wanna fu*k...later ???" 
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If it's 5pm in New York and it's 4pm in Mississippi, what's the fastest way to the supermarket?
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To hell with Dear Abby or Miss Manners. Just ask ME the burning question that you have been dying to ask and you'll get a REAL ( although probably not accurate ) answer. :-)
* breaks out crystal ball * ( ok ok....it's just a big lump of quartz...but it'll work for now ) No. The doctor will make a mistake and remove the entire thing. You will wake up from the surgery with a strange desire to be called Shirley. |
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If it's 5pm in New York and it's 4pm in Mississippi, what's the fastest way to the supermarket? By pack mule. |
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To hell with Dear Abby or Miss Manners. Just ask ME the burning question that you have been dying to ask and you'll get a REAL ( although probably not accurate ) answer. :-)
* breaks out crystal ball * ( ok ok....it's just a big lump of quartz...but it'll work for now ) No. The doctor will make a mistake and remove the entire thing. You will wake up from the surgery with a strange desire to be called Shirley.
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Hee hee....this is kinda fun....lmao
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If it's 5pm in New York and it's 4pm in Mississippi, what's the fastest way to the supermarket? ...when train 1 left the station at 47 mph and the other train left the opposite station at 50 mph... OH GOSH - shades of math class! I've lost my mind! 
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Step one - Find man Step two - date man a couple of times so as not to come off as sleazy Step three - walk up to man butt naked ( if in his home or yours ) and say " Wanna fu*k?? Addendum to Step three - if NOT in his home or yours, simply look deep into man's eyes and say " wanna fu*k...later ???"
Assuming all that already occurred before you thought of sex, kiss him and if it is good casually caress the pants area to make sure he is aroused (as well as to assess your particular size requirements). Then just go back to kissing, he should be able to take it from there. If not, he is not into you. |
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Assuming all that already occurred before you thought of sex, kiss him and if it is good casually caress the pants area to make sure he is aroused (as well as to assess your particular size requirements). Then just go back to kissing, he should be able to take it from there. If not, he is not into you. A good kiss speaks VOLUMES with our without the package check! mmmmmmmmmmm...... |
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with OR without apparently it's already too late to type without typos! |
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justaskaguy are you going to apply for Sue's job demostrating the sex toys?????hum..........
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Has santa ever had sex with the reindeers.............
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Do we have to call somebody? Are you abuseing your teddybear?
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Step one - Find man Step two - date man a couple of times so as not to come off as sleazy Step three - walk up to man butt naked ( if in his home or yours ) and say " Wanna fu*k?? Addendum to Step three - if NOT in his home or yours, simply look deep into man's eyes and say " wanna fu*k...later ???"
Assuming all that already occurred before you thought of sex, kiss him and if it is good casually caress the pants area to make sure he is aroused (as well as to assess your particular size requirements). Then just go back to kissing, he should be able to take it from there. If not, he is not into you. BAH!!! That's a woman's idea of how to do it. She asked JustAGuy. :-) |
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Has santa ever had sex with the reindeers............. No. But we aren't going to mention what he's done with those elves. |
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Do we have to call somebody? Are you abuseing your teddybear? He's not being abused at all. Just ask him. 
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justaskaguy are you going to apply for Sue's job demostrating the sex toys?????hum.......... Nope. I can't think of anything worse than a fat guy trying to demonstrate those things. Definitely wouldn't be good for sales...lmao |
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If you licked a little of your you know what from your butty...........would it be toxic..........I need a demonstration please..........
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Why are there "no shoplifting" signs? Are there places where it's okay?
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