Topic: The Universal Life Church of Brutal Truth and Honesty
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Mon 09/15/08 08:43 AM


Could we reverse the above question oh mighty JB


It wasn't my question, but you can reverse it if you want.

JB


Do a reading:

In the likely even that God was real and not a figment of any imaginations.

Do you think that they would brave their peer group of squaddies and tell them that they are leaving the I don't believe church of the poisoned mind and pursuing life-long happiness by using the Bible as it was intended to be used.

How would their peer group react?
Would the enlightened ex-God believers be able to handle the shock, horror and subsequent lessening of social acceptance.



subsequent lessening of social acceptance.

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Mon 09/15/08 10:52 AM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Mon 09/15/08 10:54 AM



Could we reverse the above question oh mighty JB


It wasn't my question, but you can reverse it if you want.

JB


Do a reading:

In the likely even that God was real and not a figment of any imaginations.

Do you think that they would brave their peer group of squaddies and tell them that they are leaving the I don't believe church of the poisoned mind and pursuing life-long happiness by using the Bible as it was intended to be used.

How would their peer group react?
Would the enlightened ex-God believers be able to handle the shock, horror and subsequent lessening of social acceptance.



subsequent lessening of social acceptance.


laugh laugh

I don't understand the last question. "Would the enlightened X-God believers...." so I will address the other questions.

I know you were mirroring the first question posed, but darn, its hard to interpret these kinds of questions.

I will do a reading.

Card Drawn: Five of Swords:

An unwanted battle ensues. Brother against brother, friend against friend. It is a two edged sword. Although there is a winner, they both loose.

The path taken will be 50-50. Half would convert, half would stand their ground and fight to death.


JB




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Sat 09/20/08 06:32 PM
Edited by MirrorMirror on Sat 09/20/08 06:37 PM
flowerforyou Thank you Guru Jeanniebean for sharing your wisdom with us.flowerforyou






flowerforyou All of your sacred teachings will be recorded in comic book form in tribute to you.flowerforyou




bigsmile And sold in New Age bookstores bigsmile




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Sat 09/20/08 07:28 PM

flowerforyou Thank you Guru Jeanniebean for sharing your wisdom with us.flowerforyou






flowerforyou All of your sacred teachings will be recorded in comic book form in tribute to you.flowerforyou




bigsmile And sold in New Age bookstores bigsmile






I'll autograph one for you Mirror. laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 09/21/08 05:18 AM

flowerforyou Thank you Guru Jeanniebean for sharing your wisdom with us.flowerforyou






flowerforyou All of your sacred teachings will be recorded in comic book form in tribute to you.flowerforyou




bigsmile And sold in New Age bookstores bigsmile






laugh laugh laugh Hey, dont underestimate those New Age bookstores. There is one here local that is rumored to have direct ties with a radical fringe militant group and meets there to plan various covert activities. Well, they also drink a lot of cappuccino and bring refreshments to their gatherings, but that aside, Im sure these people can be very unpredictable! laugh

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Sun 09/21/08 07:39 AM




just thought i'd stop by and say hi - hi!


Thanks, I was getting lonely in here all by myself. sad


ok, here-s a question for TAROT, by the way how is tarot? god i hope. anyway, what is the meaning of life?bigsmile


Card drawn is the Queen of wands. Here is my interpretation according to your question and the card drawn:

Because it is wands.... Creativity.

A: To develop your creative skills.

Because it was a woman (queen)....Love

A: To learn love and compassion.




just one cent......to learn love and compasion is to first believe all is love, and all is comapssion, opening then the mind to aquire a larger sight of others, and self.......

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Sun 09/21/08 09:00 AM
Edited by davidben1 on Sun 09/21/08 09:03 AM


Attitude adjustment.

Does the High Priestess (may warm oil be upon her) think that in any given group, as human beings have the need to belong, any attitude adjustment would normally preclude said adjustee from ceratin activities within that group.

Example.
Lets say, in the unlikely event, any of the god squad here decided that we were right, and god was, indeed, a figment of their imagination.
Do you think that they would brave their peer group of squaddies and tell them that they are leaving the church of the poisoned mind and pursuing life-long happiness by using the bible only as a door wedge to the crapper?

How would their peer group react?
Would the enlightened ex-squaddie be able to handle the shock, horror and subsequent lessening of social acceptance.


Card Drawn: four of pentacles:

The is the card of attachment. It indicates that attachments are extremely difficult to break and people cling to their beliefs and each other for the sake of belonging to the group.

The answer this card indicates is that many people will remain with their church group regardless of their change of beliefs, which will become secondary to the importance of the group.

The peer group itself will pray for the one who successfully leaves the group and they may attempt to bring them back into the fold up to a point.

Rare is the person who walks their path alone.

JB
High Priestess of Brutal Truth and Honesty


it is ironic, that if any leave professed MOST truth, that all within the group, see it as leaving MOST truth, and the common thoughts, as prayers of many, gathering together energy of same thoughts creating a power, actually try to "pull" with real live energy, this "backslider" back into the fold, actually creating unrest and more difficulty for others in follwing what was said to be within, heaven, as is not heaven said to be god, lol......

goes against the entire premise of even text said to be believed.......

the very god of text, said no human can resist the "will of god", and to seek "nothing", so these tactics seem only as an abuse of wannabee dictatorship type power, trying to subvert the will of another human, if simple words of opinion can not disuade, and if one does believe their words are of god, and they do not have the pwoer to make another to WANT, then how is this truth of the same god, that is called as all powerful, lol.........

how could this one that left be not just exactely where they are supposed to be, lol........

how can kneel down and pray for another to do as one sees fit for self to do, and reflect this outward to all others, to think oneself as god, and all others as not, and all other paths are to be the same, and all other brains the same, and all other expereince, lol....

if one believe in text, then was not each path even within text as different.....

were all faces meant to be the same as well, lol........

if one believe in ONE god, which could not be called a god, unless "IT" was thought to be AS PREFECT AND ALL POWERFUL, and to believe another human be MORE POWERFUL than, such a GRESTEST GOD, goes against all the definitions of what a "GOD" is, lol......

wonder why it said "NOT MY WILL, but yours.....

does not this statement balance itself out, then becoming as a moot point, to be as asking for NOTHING OR INSISTING OF NOTHING, lol.....

fine, believe oneself as GOD, AND AS AN EXTENSION OF THE WORDS AND HANDS OF GOD, but then ALSO BELIEVE THY NEIGHBOR IS.....

how cannot dictatorship and disunity and lack of peace amoung man NOT always exist, if any other interpretations are believed, but many other interpretations are created in the religious mind, that see some as holy, and some as not holy.......

it is not that hard to see, that whatever one believes of themself, then believe also the same for all others, and ALL IS GOOD, AND EQUALITY CAN BRING MORE CONNECTION AND PEACE AND TRUTH AMOUNG ALL.......

peace

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Sun 09/21/08 09:39 AM
great thread JB........

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Sun 09/21/08 10:56 AM

great thread JB........


Thanks David. happy flowerforyou

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Wed 09/24/08 11:35 AM
Hello Jeanniebean...

May I ask a request..

I have been going thru a rocky relationship for the last 2 years, he just ended, and a bad marriage for 16. I was wondering if you could give me just a glimps into what the future could hold for me in the relationship department.

Also things in my life have me really confused for direction with men. I have been told that I am co-dependent but I dont think so, I just like to make people happy.

I am sad and need some serious assistance.

Can you pull some cards for me to maybe give me something to smile about. OK I know that may not happen and it could be bad but something is better than just sitting dwelling on things and give me some direction..

:cry: tears

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Wed 09/24/08 11:59 AM

Hello Jeanniebean...

May I ask a request..

I have been going thru a rocky relationship for the last 2 years, he just ended, and a bad marriage for 16. I was wondering if you could give me just a glimps into what the future could hold for me in the relationship department.

Also things in my life have me really confused for direction with men. I have been told that I am co-dependent but I dont think so, I just like to make people happy.

I am sad and need some serious assistance.

Can you pull some cards for me to maybe give me something to smile about. OK I know that may not happen and it could be bad but something is better than just sitting dwelling on things and give me some direction..

:cry: tears
If I may just say this: That "co-dependent" label is nothing but the reflection of a shallow, twisted personality that is incapable of experienceing the joy of helping others as you do. So it must label those who can and do help others, such as yourself, as being something inadequate, when it is actually the labeller that is inadequate.

Just my opinion.

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Wed 09/24/08 01:00 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Wed 09/24/08 01:01 PM

Hello Jeanniebean...

May I ask a request..

I have been going thru a rocky relationship for the last 2 years, he just ended, and a bad marriage for 16. I was wondering if you could give me just a glimps into what the future could hold for me in the relationship department.

Also things in my life have me really confused for direction with men. I have been told that I am co-dependent but I dont think so, I just like to make people happy.

I am sad and need some serious assistance.

Can you pull some cards for me to maybe give me something to smile about. OK I know that may not happen and it could be bad but something is better than just sitting dwelling on things and give me some direction..

:cry: tears


The cards drawn are, The Devil, King of Pentacles, and the four of cups.

The devil: PAST POSTION

You have been intimately involved with a substance abuser and at times feel that you are chained to the substance as well. You know intuitively that you can't change the other person, but you continue in the relationship even though it threatens to drag you down. The powerful sexual chemistry between you and your significant other no longer compensates for what is lacking.

King of Pentacles: NOW POSITION:
Whether you are uninvolved or committed, a courtship ensues in which you're wined, dined, and treated like royalty. Passions are unleashed, a past-life connection is made, a deep level of understanding is achieved. Travel with your significant other is indicated, expect romantic weekends in far-flung spots.

Four of Cups: FUTURE OUTCOME:
Dissatisfaction, disillusion, or hurt feelings spell trouble in an ongoing relationship. Take time to focus specifically on what's bothering you and try to talk about it with your significant other. If there's no one special in your life right no, its not because you lack for suitors. You're simply not interested in any of them. Remove your blinders.

Decide what you truly want, and do and think what makes you feel good. Be good to yourself, you will appreciate it. You are the creator of your experiences. flowerforyou

Treat yourself as well as you treat others.


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Wed 09/24/08 02:06 PM
Wow i never thought of it that way..

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Wed 09/24/08 02:07 PM
laugh laugh I got the devilish giggles, JB...

Imagining what cards you have pulled when reading some of my posts....


(I am hoping you didn't tear them up).

:wink: flowerforyou

citygalcountryheart's photo
Wed 09/24/08 02:08 PM


Hello Jeanniebean...

May I ask a request..

I have been going thru a rocky relationship for the last 2 years, he just ended, and a bad marriage for 16. I was wondering if you could give me just a glimps into what the future could hold for me in the relationship department.

Also things in my life have me really confused for direction with men. I have been told that I am co-dependent but I dont think so, I just like to make people happy.

I am sad and need some serious assistance.

Can you pull some cards for me to maybe give me something to smile about. OK I know that may not happen and it could be bad but something is better than just sitting dwelling on things and give me some direction..

:cry: tears


The cards drawn are, The Devil, King of Pentacles, and the four of cups.

The devil: PAST POSTION

You have been intimately involved with a substance abuser and at times feel that you are chained to the substance as well. You know intuitively that you can't change the other person, but you continue in the relationship even though it threatens to drag you down. The powerful sexual chemistry between you and your significant other no longer compensates for what is lacking.

King of Pentacles: NOW POSITION:
Whether you are uninvolved or committed, a courtship ensues in which you're wined, dined, and treated like royalty. Passions are unleashed, a past-life connection is made, a deep level of understanding is achieved. Travel with your significant other is indicated, expect romantic weekends in far-flung spots.

Four of Cups: FUTURE OUTCOME:
Dissatisfaction, disillusion, or hurt feelings spell trouble in an ongoing relationship. Take time to focus specifically on what's bothering you and try to talk about it with your significant other. If there's no one special in your life right no, its not because you lack for suitors. You're simply not interested in any of them. Remove your blinders.

Decide what you truly want, and do and think what makes you feel good. Be good to yourself, you will appreciate it. You are the creator of your experiences. flowerforyou

Treat yourself as well as you treat others.




past - hits it right on the nose. Sexually there was nothing better.

present - that would be nice because it has never happened to me

Future - I guess we will have to see.

Thanks alot. it helps to see where I am going and what to look out for...

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Wed 09/24/08 09:03 PM
:smile: The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five.:smile: The Rule of Fives is never wrong.:smile:


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Wed 09/24/08 09:47 PM
THE HONEST BOOK OF TRUTH
being a BIBLE of The Erisian Movement
Episkopos LORD OMAR KHAYYAM RAVENHURST, KSC; Bull Goose of Limbo; and Master Pastor of the Church Invisible of the Laughing Christ, Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus, Laughing Buddha Jesus [LBJ] Ranch

From the Honest Book of Truth, THE BOOK OF EXPLANATIONS, Chapter 1
There came one day to Lord Omar, Bull Goose of Limbo, a Messenger of Our Lady who told him of a Sacred Mound wherein was buried an Honest Book.
And the Angel of Eris bade of the Lord: Go ye hence and dig the Truth, that ye may come to know it and, knowing it, spread it and, spreading it, wallow in it and, wallowing in it, lie in it and, lying in the Truth, become a Poet of the Word and a Sayer of Sayings -- an Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods.
So Omar went forth to the Sacred Mound, which was to the East of Mullah, and thereupon he worked digging in the sand for five days and five nights, but found no book.
At the end of five days and five nights of digging, it came to pass that Omar was exhausted. So he put his shovel to one side and bedded himself down on the sand, using as a pillow a Golden Chest he had uncovered on the first day of his labors.
Omar slept.
On the fifth day of his sleeping, Lord Omar fell into a Trance, and there came to him in the Trance a Dream, and there came to him in the Dream a Messenger of Our Lady who told him of a Sacred Grove wherein was hidden a Golden Chest.
And the Angel of Eris bade of the Lord: Go ye hence and lift the Stash, that ye may come to own it and, owning it, share it and, sharing it, love in it and, loving in it, dwell in it and, dwelling in the Stash, become a Poet of the Word and a Sayer of Sayings - an Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods.
But Omar lamented, saying unto the Angel : What is this ****, man? What care I for the Word and Sayings? What care I for the Inspiration of all men? Wherein does it profit a man to be a Scribe to the Gods when the Scribes of the Governments do nothing, yet are paid better wages?
And, lo, the Angel waxed in anger and Omar was stricken to the Ground by an Invisible Hand and did not arise for five days and five nights.
And it came to pass that on the fifth night he dreampt, and in his Dream he had a Vision, and in this Vision there came unto him a Messenger of Our Lady who entrusted to him a Rigoletto cigar box containing many filing cards, some of them in packs with rubber bands around, and upon these cards were sometimes written verses, while upon others nothing was written.
Thereupon the Angel Commanded to Lord: Take ye this Honest Book of Truth to thine bosom and cherish it. Carry it forth into The Land and Lay it before Kings of Nations and Collectors of Garbage. Preach from it unto the Righteous, that they may renounce their ways and repent.

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Sun 09/28/08 08:04 PM
:smile: Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.:smile:


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Sun 09/28/08 10:20 PM

:smile: Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.:smile:





laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Yeh, that's second grade. flowerforyou

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Mon 09/29/08 02:14 AM
Edited by arkdanimal on Mon 09/29/08 02:17 AM
Three word sermon that if every one heard and did there very best ot apply to their life would change the world for the better: Do Not Lie.