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Topic: favorite quotes you've heard
vlpete's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:11 PM
By Willie Nelson "I outlived my #%^&"

adirtygirl's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:15 PM
"there is an a$$hole for very toliet seat, you just have to match to match the 2 up".......that is in honor of my dad who always says it!!!laugh laugh laugh


and my fav "Blow it out your A$$"

Johncenawlife316's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:16 PM
Why so serious. laugh

wraithme66's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:17 PM
excuses are like a-holes... Everyone has one and they all stink.

no photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:17 PM
mine is my headline

ladypegasus's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:20 PM
"More room out than in!" Sorry. It's what my mom always said when she got caught passing gas..lol.

vlpete's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:22 PM

"More room out than in!" Sorry. It's what my mom always said when she got caught passing gas..lol.
oops rofl

vlpete's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:23 PM
Mellencamp "You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything"

dawnyhi's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:24 PM
came out of a pile of **** smelling like a rose...

we allowed to type that?

lionsbrew's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:26 PM
joke em if the cant take a f***laugh

myssfytz's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:27 PM
devil byte me baby!!devil



glasses find something to live for, and protect it.glasses

vlpete's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:28 PM

came out of a pile of **** smelling like a rose...

we allowed to type that?

you stepped in what?bigsmile

lionsbrew's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:28 PM
dont sweat the petty things pet the sweatty thingslaugh laugh

iRon's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:30 PM
Might as well be happy because the alternative sucks...I heard myself say that.

iamherefornow's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:30 PM
It is better to burp and taste it then fart and waste it..................it is all I could think of.:smile:

irartguy's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:32 PM
Time wounds all heels.

lionsbrew's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:33 PM
im not as think as you drunk i am.laugh

no photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:35 PM
"But I dont want to go among mad people." Alice remarked.
"Oh , you cant help that , " said the Cheshire Cat "were all mad here . Im mad . Youre mad ."
"How do you know im mad ?" said Alice .
"You must be ," said the Cheshire Cat "or you wouldnt have come here ."
Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll

"If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it" - Willy Wonka

vlpete's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:36 PM

im not as think as you drunk i am.laugh

rofl

lionsbrew's photo
Wed 08/06/08 09:36 PM
im sorry i can only help one person a day.today is not your day.tomarrow doesnt look good either.

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