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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
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love is like a dog from hell......charles bukowski......r.i.p. cool fukcin guy
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Sign on Porch "I shoot every 4th salesman, the 3rd just left"
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No matter how fine she seems to you, there is somebody somewhere that is tired of her crap.
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
D. Adams |
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Sign in Mortician's Prep Room "You stab em, we'll slab em"
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Unknown: "Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, you can start from now and make a brand new end"
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Edited by
iamherefornow
on
Wed 08/06/08 09:55 PM
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Sign in Mortician's Prep Room "You stab em, we'll slab em" Knowing you only makes this even funnier. Do you have something to tell us??? |
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my dad made the best one........everytime ur wondering where are they they said they will be there..and ur like maybe they....whatever all the stuff we think.....my dad came to my house 20 years ago and him and my brother kept wondering where and what im doin.......he said :;maybe he went to luckys to get a pack of smokes.......
and it works everytime ur sittin there thinkin about what someones doin........ |
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Where's the beef?
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