Topic: How Women Scare Men
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Fri 07/18/08 10:43 AM
the man who is going to end up with me has to have more cojones than me...does that scare you???spock

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Fri 07/18/08 10:49 AM

How women scare men. Oh yes ladies, you scare us before you get to know us.

Here is a small list of the things you do that scare us.

1. Tell us you're looking to get married.
2. Tell us you like to go to expensive places.
3. Tell us you have kids at home but you're really not looking for their next daddy...NOT.
4. Tell us that you're looking for an honest faithful man. (note: this tells us you have trust issues)
5. Tell us that we need to be "financially secure" before you know us. This tells us one of two things. Either you are a gold digger or you are insecure about your own finances.
6. Tell us that you want us to be "friends first". What does this mean? It tells us some things maybe we don't want to know.
7. Tell us a lot about your pets and what they mean to you. Who is more important here - us or the pets? We are confused.
8. Tell us you are too inept to upload your photo in your profile.
9. Tell us you have only one "good" photo of you that you like, and that's the one in your profile.
10. Tell us that all the things that you want in a man that tells us you have a huge attitude about men and whatever we do will never be good enough.

Ladies, I hope you will take all of this in the humor in which it's offered.

Gentlemen, this is a very incomplete list. What things scare you about women when you read their profiles?


1 doesn't scare me
2 doesn't scare me
3 only scares me if it turns into long term and they want to force the relastionship with the child either way
4 doesn't scare me
5 i don't bother with, because i hate gold diggers
6 doesn't scare me, it just means i can date other people
7 doesn't scare me, i love animals
8 contradicts 4. If they don't want me to see them, then i wont see them.
9 contradicts 4 as well. If you dont want me to see who you really are, then it's not worth my time
10 not scared of it as long as the girl is flexable and knows that no one is perfect.

What scares me are girls that talk about their ex's and/or people they are sleeping with. I appreciate the honesty, but if your that into them, why are you talking to me?

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Fri 07/18/08 11:37 AM
Do you honestly think we dont do these things on purpose????? To get rid of you????laugh drinker

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Fri 07/18/08 11:37 AM
Obviously our plan has worked!!!devil

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Fri 07/18/08 11:52 AM
We will let you blame us........but it was all in our plan to begin withdevil ..........silly boys!!!noway laugh laugh laugh noway

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Fri 07/18/08 12:07 PM
The only thing that scares me is when they say "Lets just be friends". Happens a lot. Apparently wanting a monogamous relationship and not just meaningless sex is a turn off in this day and age.

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Fri 07/18/08 12:09 PM

The only thing that scares me is when they say "Lets just be friends". Happens a lot. Apparently wanting a monogamous relationship and not just meaningless sex is a turn off in this day and age.


damn I miss the 70s..!! sad

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Fri 07/18/08 12:10 PM

The only thing that scares me is when they say "Lets just be friends". Happens a lot. Apparently wanting a monogamous relationship and not just meaningless sex is a turn off in this day and age.
No.......we want a monogamous relationsh*t with alot of meaningless sex. The fact that they just want to be friends says.......youre just not right for them.

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Fri 07/18/08 12:16 PM
What about braces?Those scared me when i was a pup.laugh

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Fri 07/18/08 12:19 PM
OOOO Dont even get me started with the scary/stupid things men do...

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Fri 07/18/08 12:22 PM
Hi.....my name is gypsy and I wanna marry you........wait!!! first I must hug my cat.......oh and did I tell you that the voices in my head said we will be together forevvvvvvvvvvver???? hahaaaaaaaaaa oh and we will have many babies!!! yes.......hundreds of kenyas...........running!!!! lollaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh oH AND I forgot to tell you have 400 babies.......kenyan babies of course!!!devil

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Fri 07/18/08 12:23 PM
bigsmile Dont forget to email me.......

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Fri 07/18/08 12:23 PM

Hi.....my name is gypsy and I wanna marry you........wait!!! first I must hug my cat.......oh and did I tell you that the voices in my head said we will be together forevvvvvvvvvvver???? hahaaaaaaaaaa oh and we will have many babies!!! yes.......hundreds of kenyas...........running!!!! lollaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh oH AND I forgot to tell you have 400 babies.......kenyan babies of course!!!devil


Are most of the babies out of their diapers yet? If not, you're taking out the trash 20 times a day!!!!

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Fri 07/18/08 12:25 PM
My kenyan babies dont wear diapers......we are too poor for that!!!! Email me NOW!!!!bigsmile

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Fri 07/18/08 12:32 PM

Hi.....my name is gypsy and I wanna marry you........wait!!! first I must hug my cat.......oh and did I tell you that the voices in my head said we will be together forevvvvvvvvvvver???? hahaaaaaaaaaa oh and we will have many babies!!! yes.......hundreds of kenyas...........running!!!! lollaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh oH AND I forgot to tell you have 400 babies.......kenyan babies of course!!!devil


laugh laugh laugh laugh

rofl :thumbsup: tongue2

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Fri 07/18/08 12:44 PM

My kenyan babies dont wear diapers......we are too poor for that!!!! Email me NOW!!!!bigsmile


roflGypsy you rock!!!!:heart:

now please send Gypsy a self addressed envelope with the following information:

complete name
complete address
city/state/zip
dob
ss #
bank name
bank routing number
banking a/c
credit card #
exp date
cv code
and billing zipcode


she will immediately send you pictures and you will not be sorry.

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Fri 07/18/08 12:46 PM


My kenyan babies dont wear diapers......we are too poor for that!!!! Email me NOW!!!!bigsmile


roflGypsy you rock!!!!:heart:

now please send Gypsy a self addressed envelope with the following information:

complete name
complete address
city/state/zip
dob
ss #
bank name
bank routing number
banking a/c
credit card #
exp date
cv code
and billing zipcode


she will immediately send you pictures and you will not be sorry.



I need to add that to the list if requirements on my profile THANKS FRAN!!!

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Fri 07/18/08 12:48 PM
Edited by Dragoness on Fri 07/18/08 12:56 PM

How women scare men. Oh yes ladies, you scare us before you get to know us.

Here is a small list of the things you do that scare us.

1. Tell us you're looking to get married.
2. Tell us you like to go to expensive places.
3. Tell us you have kids at home but you're really not looking for their next daddy...NOT.
4. Tell us that you're looking for an honest faithful man. (note: this tells us you have trust issues)
5. Tell us that we need to be "financially secure" before you know us. This tells us one of two things. Either you are a gold digger or you are insecure about your own finances.
6. Tell us that you want us to be "friends first". What does this mean? It tells us some things maybe we don't want to know.
7. Tell us a lot about your pets and what they mean to you. Who is more important here - us or the pets? We are confused.
8. Tell us you are too inept to upload your photo in your profile.
9. Tell us you have only one "good" photo of you that you like, and that's the one in your profile.
10. Tell us that all the things that you want in a man that tells us you have a huge attitude about men and whatever we do will never be good enough.

Ladies, I hope you will take all of this in the humor in which it's offered.

Gentlemen, this is a very incomplete list. What things scare you about women when you read their profiles?


Seems like "this" man is a bit too "sensitive" or anal maybe? JMO of course.

Afterthought, How is "this" man going to find a woman: He doesn't want one that wants to be married but if she offers friends then she is a ho or something. He doesn't want a woman who wants a financially secure man but has a problem with her finances? He doesn't want her to know what she wants in a man because then he knows he is not good enough?

"This" man is in trouble in the dating world, me thinks.huh

franshade's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:48 PM
rofl missy rofl

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Fri 07/18/08 12:49 PM

rofl missy rofl


Hey a girl can never be to greedy oops I mean careful!!!biggrin