can use it as part of the application to scare process.

I, ____________________, hereby declare that the following woman, Ms. ___________; has scared the me to death.

But before I go, I voluntarily assign her as complete and total controller of all my assets.

fill information below:


complete name
complete address
city/state/zip
dob
ss #
bank name
bank routing number
banking a/c
credit card #
exp date
cv code
and billing zipcode

I tip my hat to you

You men confuse me!! I tried to be original in my profile and let a little of my personality shine through, but had one guy say that my referrence to a "meat cleaver" scared him! He took it WAY out of context and missed the point completely. Taking a chance on love can be a little scarey sometimes...no need to invent things guys!

yep,scares me

ohhhhhhhhhh you meant besides breathing?

You don't scare me Faith.

That's ok...if they have no reading and comprehension skills I'm not interested anyway. That makes it a little hard to communicate!

I'm glad. That has never been my intent!

wow!!!! and how a woman reads this...



now men hush lmao!

Nothing really scares me.

One thing I've learned is that she needs to be able to yap about everything and everyone. If you want the relationship to work and you're committed, you must be there for that part. She will go on for about 20-40 minutes or so...just listen and ever so often say yes or uh-huh, making sure she knows you're listening (evn if you're actually watching baseball or something). Don't offer advice and don't try to solve it. During this whole time she must feel safe and that you're on her side...agree with her on everything *verbally* during that time, even if you wouldn't normally.
When it's over, she will thank you for letting her vent. She will push that aside and go back to business as usual. AND you've drawn her closer to you - she feels safe and that she can talk to you about anything

That's right FEAR ME!!!!

Yes! Thank you. Oh, my Niagra Falls & Loose Moose pictures are little asides I share with my friends here...included with my profile are 2 photos of just me. I use those both often as my main pic. Don't know how artfully I am posed in them, but they are of me. :-)

Nine tips on how to enjoy your newly found romance:

1. Be a gentleman. An older woman wants to be treated with respect, like any woman does. While she might attracted to your rebelliousness or youthful attitude, she still wants you to treat her with good manners.

2. Don't get ahead of yourself. Don't worry about the future until you actually might have one. Take your time and allow the relationship to develop.

3. Stay calm. You may be excited, but don't overdo it. Have fun and enjoy your dates, but don't come on too strong. She has some reservations, too.

4. Be charming. Don't underestimate how powerful your smile can be. Use it often, make eye contact, and keep the conversation flowing. Pay attention to what interests you about your date, and show interest in her opinions, experiences, and activities. Be complementary whenever possible, and respond intelligently to whatever she says.

5. Don't focus on looks.
“Give complements, but focus less on her physical appearance -- she may be anxious about it.”
Give complements, but focus less on her physical appearance -- she may be anxious about it. And even if you're complementary, she may worry that you're too focused on looks. She wants to be appreciated for who she is, including her intellect and style. Compliments like "That color is lovely on you," or "You look great tonight" are safer than "You're in great shape."

6. Have fun. Keep your dates simple and have a good time. Focus on being pleasant, and not getting too far ahead of the relationship. Refrain from talking too long about any one subject without inviting a comment from your date.

7. Keep conversation interesting and light. Feel free to talk about anything, including your personal lives, past relationships, and love in general, but don't be the one who brings up the intimate topics first. Be wary of prying too deeply into her private life and secrets, unless the information is voluntarily offered.

8. Avoid talking too much about yourself. Keep your focus on learning about your date. Dole out the boring information about yourself. Punctuate your conversation with questions: "What do you think?" "Has it been that way for you?"

9. Pay attention! Listen to answers to your questions. You have things to learn here! Seek to get to know each other better. No matter how thrilled you may be about her, listening to what she says, watching what she does, and understanding how she feels are the most important things you can do.

I don't find this humorous and thankfully, not all men are this pansy-assed.