Topic: How Women Scare Men
longhairbiker's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:05 AM
12. Not having a freindly name or moniker that matches your personality. I am longhairbiker. That's what I am. Not very threatening. Having a threatening name scares people away for sure. I'm positive that 'psychob!tch' and 'manhater' and 'I'llkillyoud!ck' and 'dismemberer' don't get many dates.

MLG40's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:10 AM
Edited by MLG40 on Fri 07/18/08 12:10 AM

12. Not having a freindly name or moniker that matches your personality. I am longhairbiker. That's what I am. Not very threatening. Having a threatening name scares people away for sure. I'm positive that 'psychob!tch' and 'manhater' and 'I'llkillyoud!ck' and 'dismemberer' don't get many dates.


Ahh just great, Now I must start my searching over again... I just found those names to be cute.
.rofl

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:17 AM
13. Being unoriginal in your profile and being as bland as tofu scares men off. On my search area I'm thinking the women either have an IQ of my shoe size or they carbon copied the same personal profile over and over. Looking for a good man, looking for a good man, looking for a good man, looking for a good man. Looking for Mr Right. Looking for Mr Right. Looking for Mr Right. Looking for my knight in shining armour. Looking for my knight in shining armour. Looking for my knight in shining armour. Its like looking at the same ad over and over only the photos are different.

FearandLoathing's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:22 AM

How women scare men. Oh yes ladies, you scare us before you get to know us.

Here is a small list of the things you do that scare us.

1. Tell us you're looking to get married.
2. Tell us you like to go to expensive places.
3. Tell us you have kids at home but you're really not looking for their next daddy...NOT.
4. Tell us that you're looking for an honest faithful man. (note: this tells us you have trust issues)
5. Tell us that we need to be "financially secure" before you know us. This tells us one of two things. Either you are a gold digger or you are insecure about your own finances.
6. Tell us that you want us to be "friends first". What does this mean? It tells us some things maybe we don't want to know.
7. Tell us a lot about your pets and what they mean to you. Who is more important here - us or the pets? We are confused.
8. Tell us you are too inept to upload your photo in your profile.
9. Tell us you have only one "good" photo of you that you like, and that's the one in your profile.
10. Tell us that all the things that you want in a man that tells us you have a huge attitude about men and whatever we do will never be good enough.

Ladies, I hope you will take all of this in the humor in which it's offered.

Gentlemen, this is a very incomplete list. What things scare you about women when you read their profiles?


How men scare women:

1. Posts like this
2. Pretty much number one...

That is all.smokin

brooke007's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:24 AM
^^^^^^^^^
that was a very intelligent comment!drinks

men playing games and not being truthful with what they want scares women..

itsmetina's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:25 AM


How women scare men. Oh yes ladies, you scare us before you get to know us.

Here is a small list of the things you do that scare us.

1. Tell us you're looking to get married.
2. Tell us you like to go to expensive places.
3. Tell us you have kids at home but you're really not looking for their next daddy...NOT.
4. Tell us that you're looking for an honest faithful man. (note: this tells us you have trust issues)
5. Tell us that we need to be "financially secure" before you know us. This tells us one of two things. Either you are a gold digger or you are insecure about your own finances.
6. Tell us that you want us to be "friends first". What does this mean? It tells us some things maybe we don't want to know.
7. Tell us a lot about your pets and what they mean to you. Who is more important here - us or the pets? We are confused.
8. Tell us you are too inept to upload your photo in your profile.
9. Tell us you have only one "good" photo of you that you like, and that's the one in your profile.
10. Tell us that all the things that you want in a man that tells us you have a huge attitude about men and whatever we do will never be good enough.

Ladies, I hope you will take all of this in the humor in which it's offered.

Gentlemen, this is a very incomplete list. What things scare you about women when you read their profiles?


How men scare women:

1. Posts like this
2. Pretty much number one...

That is all.smokin
fear this is my fav comment of yours

FearandLoathing's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:28 AM
Edited by FearandLoathing on Fri 07/18/08 12:28 AM
Glad to be smart for a minute for you lot.smokin

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:34 AM
14. Being completely dillusional scares men away. Looking for my knight in shining armour? This is not the 14 century. There are no knights in shining armour. Their armour and mace and chainmail and lance are in a museum. I like long walks on the beach. Ok kudos for the romantic. But upon further inspection I find you live in the middle of the us and the closest beach is on the turd infested wabash river.

HeSearches's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:40 AM
I'd agree about the "unoriginal" profile. I see to many women writing a lot of blather like other women write. Nothing special. Nothing unique about them. It tells me I'm going to be extremely bored with them. Sex I need. Boredom I don't need.

brooke007's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:41 AM
u guys didnt read what fear said!!
are u trying to get a date or scare us all way!!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

FearandLoathing's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:42 AM

u guys didnt read what fear said!!
are u trying to get a date or scare us all way!!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


I know nothing, for I am but a young one.ohwell

HeSearches's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:43 AM
We're men. We solve problems. It's what we do. Don't expect us to listen to all your problems and not try to find solutions. I've met women who like to yap about all their problems but then when you try to solve their problem they say....oh, all I wanted was for you to listen to me. Oh yuk!! What's up with this?

HeSearches's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:44 AM
Brooke, if any of the women here had aroused our interest we wouldn't be here writing a thread. We'd be writing them!!

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:46 AM
15. Threats and ultimatums in profiles scare men away. We had enough of it in past relationships that didn't work. You put threats and ultimatums in your profile you will put them in your relationship. "I have 4 kids and if you don't like it you can f*ck off!" or how about "I'm not here to be judged and if you don't like it you can kiss my ass!" yeah I really want to date these people. It goes on and on. "I have 7 tattoos and I'm gonna get four more and if you don't like tattoos you can just die!"

brooke007's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:46 AM
oh well i think thread posting about women you dont like..is not a good way to find women you do like!!biggrin biggrin



HeSearches's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:49 AM
Brooke, I think I'm having fun and any woman with sense of humor would see that in all this. Yes, I'd love to write a thread about the perfect woman for me and all the things I love about women but who the heck would read it!!??

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:51 AM
I'm just trying to help here by saying what makes me run away. How about married women looking for discreet encounters. No thanks.

FearandLoathing's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:52 AM

We're men. We solve problems. It's what we do. Don't expect us to listen to all your problems and not try to find solutions. I've met women who like to yap about all their problems but then when you try to solve their problem they say....oh, all I wanted was for you to listen to me. Oh yuk!! What's up with this?


So listen? What's wrong with giving someone a shoulder to lean on from time to time, I talk with a lady I met and she tells me her problems...I don't attempt to fix them because I can't, simple as that...I can fix the remote, the TV, the toilet...but I cannot make a problem go away or make it better on a person.

brooke007's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:55 AM

Brooke, I think I'm having fun and any woman with sense of humor would see that in all this. Yes, I'd love to write a thread about the perfect woman for me and all the things I love about women but who the heck would read it!!??


i would rather read a positve thread anyday..
maybe u should fill your profile with what u r seeking..
to know what u want..is to find what u want

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 07/18/08 01:07 AM
Expectations? I only have 2 feet, 2 hands, and 24 hours in a day. I'm not superman. I can't fly. I can't leap tall buildings with a single bound. I'm not faster than a speeding bullet. I agree. Some of the expectations on some profiles are just downright unobtainable.