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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 64
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 02:50 AM
(Gypsy talking to one of her girlfriends after 4 wine coolers) "Well siss off pister! You think you're so mucking fuch, why don't you go in your own jackyard and back off!" lmaoooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 02:51 AM
<--------falling out of chair.......spitting out wine cooler on monitor..........wherezzzzzzzzz the spittle rag???

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Tue 04/15/08 02:54 AM
Cool!!! a "Happy (though somewhat messy) Drunk".

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 02:58 AM
Cool!!! a "Happy (though somewhat messy) Drunk". No I do that on tea as well!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Tue 04/15/08 03:00 AM
the term for when you laugh so hard, that your drink shoots out your nose..........an "Asner".

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 03:00 AM
Baby you'll come knocking on my front door Same old line you used to use before I said ya... well... what am I supposed to do I didn't know what I was getting into So you've had a little trouble in town Now you're keeping some demons down Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my heart around It's hard to think about what you've wanted It's hard to think about what you've lost This doesn't have to be the big get even This doesn't have to be anything at all I know you really want to tell me good-bye I know you really want to be your own girl Baby you could never look me in the eye Yeah you buckle with the weight of the words Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my heart around There's people running 'round loose in the world Ain't got nothin' better to do Than make a meal of some bright eyed kid You need someone looking after you I know you really want to tell me goodbye I know you really want to be your own girl Baby you could never look me in the eye Yeah you buckle with the weight of the words Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my heart around Stop draggin' my heart around

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 03:01 AM
the term for when you laugh so hard, that your drink shoots out your nose..........an "Asner". My older sister does that........I make sure she is drinking something fizzy when I make her laugh!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Tue 04/15/08 03:03 AM
OUCH! Normally don't drink sodas but just happened to be drinking a Pepsi when my friend started singing that Tom Petty song....... .....exchanging the word "d!ck" for "heart". BIGTIME OWWWWY!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 03:05 AM
Moses supposes his noses were roses........NO!!!! Moses supposed his roses were toeses but moses supposed erroneously!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 03:07 AM
So you think that it's over, Say your love has fin'lly reached the end. Any time you call, night or day, I'll be right there for you if you need a friend. It's gonna take a little time. Time is sure to mend your broken heart. Don't you even worry, pretty darlin'. I know you'll find love again. Yeah. Chorus: Love is all around you. Love is knockin' outside the door. Waitin' for you is this love made just for two Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know. Love is all around you. Love is knockin' outside the door. Waitin' for you is this love made just for two Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know. Chorus / Outro: Love will find a way. Darlin', love is gonna find a way, Find its way back to you. Love will find a way. So look around, open your eyes. Love is gonna find a way. Love is gonna, love is gonna find a way. Love will find a way. Love's gonna find a way back to you, yeah, I know. I know. I know !!! GET Tesla - Love Song ringtones Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh old tesla.........good stuff!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 03:07 AM
Moses supposes his noses were roses........NO!!!! Moses supposed his roses were toeses but moses supposed erroneously!! ok I think I screwed that one up!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Tue 04/15/08 03:11 AM
The Pharoh's was narrow and he didn't dare oh pluck the hair oh after the scare oh off Moses toeses and dirty clotheses not really smelling like roses

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 04/15/08 03:14 AM
I can't sleep! Gypsy types well on wine i see

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 03:14 AM
Ok Im thinking of the passout game........pink elephant cards......being 15 and drinking so much but my friend got up from the table........went to the bathroom......got sick and came back and played some more!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 03:15 AM
ohhhhhhhhhh good times!!!! Omg!!! my son is 15!!!! blooooooooooooooody ell?????!!!!! STOP THE MUSIC!!!! STOP THE INSANITY!!! OMG!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 03:16 AM
<----PROFESSIONAL WINO TYPER.......

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Tue 04/15/08 03:16 AM
That's a 2+ day timeout these days. Welcome back (((catch)))

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Tue 04/15/08 03:17 AM
<----PROFESSIONAL WINO TYPER....... <------Novice typo whiner

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 04/15/08 03:18 AM
Geezzz A daddy long leg just crashed into the screen scared the chit outa me!! Yea, the sites on crack!! This guy just sent me a note said I look like a movie star! http://www.justsayhi.com/user/view/435224

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 04/15/08 03:19 AM
dEAR DIARY......I cant sleep!!! People make me crazy!!! Oh and guess what???? I am getting a really crazy one next time I go to work and I will probably be pulling out my hair because she is known as "princess" and I dont take too well to princesses!!!! Un less of course its me!!!