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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 64
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Tue 04/15/08 02:07 AM
Not long!!! Wow!!! this site has gone on crack!!! Its speeeeeeeeeeeeeed zone!!!noway laugh

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Tue 04/15/08 02:09 AM
indifferent

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Tue 04/15/08 02:11 AM
Dear diary..........ohhhhhhhhhhhh I like a good tambourine song!!!laugh drinker laugh


Got a good reason for taking the easy way out
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out now
She was a day tripper, a one way ticket yeah
It took me so long to find out, and I found out

She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there
She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there now
She was a day tripper, a one way ticket yeah
It took me so long to find out, and I found out

Tried to please her, she only played one night stands
Tried to please her, she only played one night stands now
She was a day tripper, a Sunday driver yeah
It took me so long to find out, and I found out

Day tripper
Day tripper yeah
Day tripper
Day tripper yeah
Day tripper
drinker

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Tue 04/15/08 02:16 AM
Drop your silver in my tambourine
Help a poor man fill his pretty dream
Give me pennies I'll take anything
Now listen while I play
My green tambourine

Watch the jingle jangle start to chime
Reflections of the music that is mine
When you drop a coin you'll hear it sing
Now listen while I play
My green tambourine

[Instrumental break]

Drop a dime before I walk away
Any song you want I'll gladly play
Money feeds my music machine
Now listen while I play
My green tambourine

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Tue 04/15/08 02:18 AM

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand,
Vanished from my hand,
Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping.
My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet,
I have no one to meet
And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship,
My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip,
My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels
To be wanderin'.
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade
Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way,
I promise to go under it.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Though you might hear laughin', spinnin', swingin' madly across the sun,
It's not aimed at anyone, it's just escapin' on the run
And but for the sky there are no fences facin'.
And if you hear vague traces of skippin' reels of rhyme
To your tambourine in time, it's just a ragged clown behind,
I wouldn't pay it any mind, it's just a shadow you're
Seein' that he's chasing.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind,
Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves,
The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach,
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow.
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free,
Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands,
With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves,
Let me forget about today until tomorrow.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
smokin

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Tue 04/15/08 02:19 AM
funny there is no tambourine in that song.........noway

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Tue 04/15/08 02:21 AM
Im thinking of cowbells now........noway laugh noway

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Tue 04/15/08 02:23 AM
Less Cowbells....


Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...

Eve e E come through in da Mazarati,
doin it big like I live in the Taj Mahal.
talk **** and I don't get in the bla bla bla
That's why dey lovn, ahh
That's real when the chicks that dey talked about.
goddamn is da words dat come out dey mouth
she look good always, without a doubt
ask for her, she back 'n' cakin out

Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...

so they be watchn while we wiggle aroun
look at dem drouln, nggrs aint used to dis sound
i keep em movin, all ma ladies put ya hands in da air
it's all right now we gonna keep you on ya feet da whole night now
pop dem bottles,yea drink dat up man
got you feeln crazi yea dat was da plan
waitn for me wasn't ready for dis
he got da game sewn up, know i'm talkn bout swiss
yeah i know u wanna fight it but why would you try
we got dem shakn everything from da hood to Dubai
yea we do it big man why would we lie?
c'mon...

Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...

get low get low, then pick up pick up
get your hands in the air, it's a stick-up stick-up
shake your ... quicker, quicker
shake it down in town, get the picture, picture?
... on the floor, gotta love dat
keep it goin' on you know you love dat
shake it shake it to the floor you gotta love dat

get ya ass on da dance floor
dance it on da dance floor
move em out da way
if they ain't doin it how you want y'all
you ain't gotta ask me
c'mon, don't need my permission
y'all heard, what you waitin for?

Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and...


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Tue 04/15/08 02:24 AM
More cow bell!!!bigsmile

For your love.
For your love.
For your love.
I'd give you everything and more, and that's for sure.
For your love.
I'd bring you diamond rings and things right to your door.
For your love.

To thrill you with delight,
I'll give you diamonds bright.
There'll be things that will excite,
To make you dream of me at night.

For your love.
For your love.
For your love.

For your love, for your love,
I would give the stars above.
For your love, for your love,
I would give you all I could.

For your love.
For your love.
For your love.
I'd give the moon if it were mine to give.
For your love.
I'd give the stars and the sun 'fore I live.
For your love.

To thrill you with delight,
I'll give you diamonds bright.
There'll be things that will excite,
To make you dream of me at night.

For your love.
For your love.
For your love.
For your love.
drinker laugh

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Tue 04/15/08 02:28 AM
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OrangeCat's photo
Tue 04/15/08 02:32 AM
what have I missed

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Tue 04/15/08 02:33 AM
laugh Doublemint?


Juicy Fruit......The San Francisco Treat

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Tue 04/15/08 02:38 AM

laugh Doublemint?


Juicy Fruit......The San Francisco Treat
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa Im sooooooooooooo messed up on 3 wine coolers!!!!laugh drinker laugh

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Tue 04/15/08 02:39 AM
"Thanks for your support"

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Tue 04/15/08 02:41 AM
Who are we supporting?????huh laugh

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Tue 04/15/08 02:42 AM
Bartles & James

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Tue 04/15/08 02:44 AM

Bartles & James
ohhhhhhhhhhh that is great tasting in the usa but o.o4 alcohol???? naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!noway noway noway noway noway noway

<------has 7% X extra glacier berry wine coolers.......its like having 4 beers I think........noway
ok Im a light weight!!!laugh drinker

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Tue 04/15/08 02:47 AM
glasses

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Tue 04/15/08 02:47 AM
<-------cranks up RHIANNA........SHUTTUP AND DRIVE!!!bigsmile drinker

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Tue 04/15/08 02:49 AM
(Gypsy talking to one of her girlfriends after 4 wine coolers)



grumble "Well siss off pister! You think you're so mucking fuch, why don't you go in your own jackyard and back off!"

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