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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 64 | |
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why thank you purple!!!
 
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thank google and Wikepedia
awwwwwww I was curious to ..... |
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ok peeps....i'm off t the rack....
exits room humming......hmm hmm hm hm rock me gently.....hmm hmm slowly....take it easy....hmm hmm hmmmm.. 
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GNITE DDN!!!
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dEAR DIARY......I shouldnt check out guys profiles being eric.......I prolly freak out alot of guys!!!
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Im clicking.......click click........
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"Ice Ice Baby"
by Vanilla Ice from "To the Extreme" Yo, VIP, Let's kick it! Ice Ice Baby Ice Ice Baby All right stop Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo--I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle. Dance Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less that the best is a felony Love it or leave it You better gain way You better hit bull's eye The kid dont play If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X) Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon Burning them if they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby Waving just to say HI Did you stop? No--I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine-- All I heard were shells Fallin on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke Police on the scene You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X) Take heed, 'caese I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast Other DJ's say, "Damn" If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem Yo--I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it. Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X) Yo man--let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Ice Ice baby Too Cold Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold (3X
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Dear diary........I wonder what kind of things I would have found on mini me's pc...........
He sure didnt "feel comfortable" with me being on there.....
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Funky Cold Medina
Tone Loc Album: Loc'ed After Dark cold cooling at a ball looking for some action but like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction the girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me my threads are fresh and I'm looking def yo, wassup with the l-o-c the girls are all jocking at the other end of the bar having drinks with some no-name chump when they know that I'm the star so I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina I asked the guy, "why you so fly?" he said "funky cold medina" this brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks put a little medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick it's better than any alcohol or afrodesiac a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap so I gave some to my dog, when he began to big and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg he used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina you know what I'm saying I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls they won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing I went up to this girl she said "Hi, my name Sheena" I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina, she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it" and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was with it so I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned but when she got undressed it was big old mess Sheena was a man so I threw him out I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina you know, ain't no plans with a man, this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies, break it down, back in the saddle, looking for a little affection I took a shot, I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection the audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner I took my date to the Hilton ford media had some dinner she had a few drinks, I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting, but that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding, I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seeing ya", that's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina you know what I'm saying that medina's a monster y'all lmao do you remember this???
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I feel yucky.....
 my daughter has had the flu.......
bleh.............
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pukey flu..............
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I felt like that last night.......
Im better now.......... Stick your finger down your throat!!!
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Dear diary......I could be a bad influence!@!!!
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back at ya chevy!!!
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Gypsy you seen Angel today?
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Gypsy you seen Angel today?
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