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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 64 | |
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oHHHHHHHH THAT LIL CH*T FROM THE RELATIONSHIPS PERVED ME!!!
  
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<------needs to take a break for Territorial Pissings
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<----cranks up REM.......SHINEY HAPPY PEOPLE!!!
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and "All Things Must Pass".............
says Zen Laxitives |
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PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!!!
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 TEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE
I AM THE SPOT MAKER! I LIVE IN YOUR DISHWASHER, STREAKING AND SPOTTING DISHES!
DO I MAKE YOU UNHAPPEEEEEEEEE?
EMBARRASS YOU?
OH NO, IT'S CALGONITE
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Deluxe1965 made me a beautiful powerpoint card.
ok, I'm going to bed, G'nite all! 
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HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
dEAR DIARY.....I wish I had a dishwasher........
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G'Nite ((((catch))))
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gnite catch!!!
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nite catch
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Dear Diary, why on earth did I fire my dishwasher?
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Red red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need you so Red red wine It's up to you All I can do I've done Memories won't go Memories won't go I have sworn every time Thoughts of you would leave my head I was wrong, now I've found Just one thing makes me forget... Red red wine Stay close to me Don't let me be alone It's tearing apart My blue blue heart I have sworn every time Thoughts of you would leave my head I was wrong, now I've found Just one thing makes me forget... Red red wine Stay close to me Don't let me be alone It's tearing apart My blue blue heart repeat last verse
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Deluxe1965 made me a beautiful powerpoint card.
ok, I'm going to bed, G'nite all!
Sweet dreams Catch
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Just tried to have fun
raised hell and then some *I'm a dirt-talkin', beer drinkin', woman chasin' minister's son* 
Slap on the make-up and blast out the music Wake up the neighbors with a roar like a teenage heavy metal elephant gun If you call that guilty then that's what I am I'm guilty I'm guilty I like driving too fast Love going too far It seems the law's on my ass every time I stick it out of the door If you call that guilty then that's what I am I'm guilty I'm guilty Bad boy on a summer night When the heat makes me mean and I wanna fight With my pedal to the metal And I do what I want to do Bad girls make me feel all right When it's hot and they start screaming in the night Golly gee, it's wrong to be so guilty I'm guilty Guilty I'm guilty My conscience is on vacation in acute degeneration Willpower has sunk to all-time low If you call that guilty well I guess I am I'm guilty I'm guilty If you call that guilty then that's what I am I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I'm guilty Well I'm guilty Yeah I'm guilty I don't care I'm guilty I think I've been framed anyway They said I'm guilty I'm guilty They're guilty and everyone is guilty |
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When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out let me go on like I blister in the sun let me go on big hands I know your the one body and beats I stain my sheets I don't even know why my girlfriend she's at the end she is starting to cry let me go on like I blister in the sun let me go on big hands I know your the one... 
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I wonder how long a dishwasher would last in a Violent Femme's house?
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