i smell
i smell
A CRAZY PREACHER THAT STINKS OF FRUITY BIRD CRAP
*Bites into The GoodShepherd's skull *
Hey wheres the cream filling?

looks around for a empty seat...
sits down at the rabid soaked crap stained benches
(thinks to himself geeze still he hasnt had this placed cleaned up)
Shivers a little as a draft passes by due to the large hole in the wall
left by Ghost and his tank.
Looks up at the alter and opens up his little squirrel book waiting for
the preacher to speak.
See im a good lil squirrely!
teach me! teach me!
im a whore for the taking!
teach my thy ways so that i can live a life free of sin!

LOL @ kami

hmm maybe if im really good and do gods bidding maybe...just maybe.. i
can become a alter boy!
Just dont go playign with ma' winky, Shepp thats my "Danger zone". no
touchie for you.

KAMI DARLIN!!! roflmao you kill me!! bite him again!!

LOL i think i found my new bestest of bestest fwend!
come here sheppie!!
*whistles*
tell me how im going to hell
it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside

Kami, not the head. It's winter don't you need to store food?

nah, i had the Pink Rabid Bunnies from space do all the work for me. i
told them that if they didnt they would die and go to hell. and that if
they wanted to go to heaven they had to go get more food to please me.
*cough* i mean the holy one.

Hey ya'll come on over to the brand new Free Will Church We have no
preacher no rules and EVERYONE's WELCOME :)

Kami, do the Pink Rabid Bunnies know that they should get you 'nuts'.

Iceprincess I am sorry I am usually kinda busy and don't have much time
to read these posts and certainly not enough for all of them and I
probably do not read enough to comment on most things but I certainly
can say the bible tells us how to celebrate and worship. Yes I know the
bible has been translated and re-translated but God guides people and he
could keep things true to word just as he could create all that we know
and see everyday. I know some people don't think like that and choose
not to believe and God gives people freewill. All he can do is show
them the way and hope they choose it. I have nothing against anyone else
for race, color, nor religion. To each his own.

or gender, mind you lol

I agree with you on most points points fed however in this case shep is
not trying to lead as much as he is trying to shove his brand of
religion down poeple's throats. He does not practice tolerance in fact
he seems to be pretty much intolerant of anyone who differs from in
regards to god. Anyone who takes it upon themselves to condemn others to
hell should beware the flames themselves.

hey shep,jimmy jones wants to hang with you

Pink ribbons.

Is that a Gay thing?

Yellow is for the troops, red is breast cancer, purple is Aids.

What's pink for?

Ghost ..pink ribbons..breast cancer awareness

Kami is talkin about rabid pink BUNNIES from space lol

Oh!
Sorry

I was close though.

Is there Magenta ribbons too?

uhmmm I dunno

*yawns* tries to open up his eyes
did i fall asleep? did the preacher already do the thing?
*looks around*
guess not