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Topic: First Church of JSH
DANE1973's photo
Sun 01/21/07 09:16 AM
Well,you know, all the virgins I sacrificed to my love for flesh and the
three Towns I pillaged and Burned to the ground personally last night,I
thought I'd come and confess.Any one up to hear it?

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Sun 01/21/07 09:18 AM
What sermon???? Oh and I don't think heaven isn't gonna be SRO. I'm
pretty sure God knows how much seating He's gonna need.

TheGoodShepherd's photo
Sun 01/21/07 09:26 AM
Glad you enjoyed it animal, stop by anytime !

DANE1973's photo
Sun 01/21/07 09:33 AM
Didn't really answer animal,did you shepp?and will you hear my
confession?

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Sun 01/21/07 09:33 AM
LOL..enjoyed what??? I still didn't see any sermon.

DANE1973's photo
Sun 01/21/07 09:38 AM
That and why ain't Shepp dead or at least in the hospital, I'm sure
stabbing yourself in the heart does alot of Damage...afterall I've done
it to other people.....hehehe

iceprincess's photo
Sun 01/21/07 09:40 AM
Standing room only in heaven? You have such a low opinion of god that
you think he can't plan for enough room for his people? By the way
according to you half the population is going to hell so your standing
room comment makes no sense at all. As for your sermon where was it you
didn't expalain a dang thing to us let alone enlighten us as to how we
get to heaven via your path or tell us one thing from the bible. Would
this be because you have no clue yourself? you just spout off what comes
to the top of your head and what makes you comfortable w/yourself? For
once i'm gonna say it I think i'm right and your full of SH** you have
no clue what real worship is and your obviously failing religion classes
as we showed yesterday.

DANE1973's photo
Sun 01/21/07 09:45 AM
I/p thank you for your words on Valhalla, Are you sure you weren't a
pagan?lol Are you following Sheppy to tell him how dumb he is?

karmafury's photo
Sun 01/21/07 09:52 AM
Did I fall asleep and miss something. What happened to the sermon, the
love of god, the forgiveness of god. He just blew it again. Standing
room only? No thanks, Valhalla for me.

DANE1973's photo
Sun 01/21/07 09:59 AM
Hey, Karma, weren't you out raiding with me last night?

karmafury's photo
Sun 01/21/07 10:02 AM
Can't remember. Had a few. Hang on I'll check my sword edge.

DANE1973's photo
Sun 01/21/07 10:08 AM
Buddy, it looked like you had more than a few running around screaming,
foaming at the mouth,Good Times!

karmafury's photo
Sun 01/21/07 10:11 AM
Did we get tribute? Or just snatch and grab? Who's got my share?

DANE1973's photo
Sun 01/21/07 10:16 AM
It was pretty much snatch and grab, you might want to check with
Thorfinn, He had to haul you back to the ship.

karmafury's photo
Sun 01/21/07 10:21 AM
Explains why I slept through the sermon. There was a sermon?

DANE1973's photo
Sun 01/21/07 10:26 AM
Came to hear one, but it must've been in shepps head.I went to the
Sunday worship thread, he started, but there wasn't one there.

karmafury's photo
Sun 01/21/07 10:29 AM
Oh well, wouldn't have missed much. Now to find Thorfinn and beat him
with his own shield if he's holding out on me.

DANE1973's photo
Sun 01/21/07 10:36 AM
Ha,HA! wait I'll come along this should be interesting!

karmafury's photo
Sun 01/21/07 10:39 AM
*Walk out of church*

Do we burn this one to the ground? We did it to the Irish.

OOOH THORFINN. WHERE ARE YOU? I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU IF YOU DON"T HAVE
SOMETHING FOR ME.

DANE1973's photo
Sun 01/21/07 10:46 AM
Yaeh, it ain't doing anyone any help,go ahead. We did it in England and
Denmark,too.Besides it may warm us up.

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