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Topic: First Church of JSH
iceprincess's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:10 PM
Valhalla is real it's part of an old norse religion. Your in religious
tudies this you should know.It's no less real than yours or my religion.
a lot of our terms such as hell come from this belief. Valhalla is odins
hall of the slain. heck i'll copy adn paste something for you that is
dumbed down to just your level ok?

Valhalla (Old Norse Valhöll, "Hall of the slain") is Odin's hall in
Norse mythology, located in Gladsheim and is the home for those slain
gloriously in battle (known as Einherjar) who are welcomed by Bragi and
escorted to Valhalla by the valkyries. The main gate is called Valgrind,
which is described in Grímnismál as a "sacred gate", behind which are
the "holy doors" and "there are few who can tell the manner by which it
is locked". The hall itself has 540 doors, so wide that 800 warriors
could walk through side-by-side, walls made of spears, a roof made of
shields and benches covered with breastplates. It is said that there is
room enough for all those chosen. Here, every day, the slain warriors
who will assist Odin in Ragnarök, the gods' final conflict with the
giants, arm themselves for battle and ride forth by the thousands to
engage in mock combat on the plains of Asgard. At night, they return to
Valhalla to feast on roasted boar and drink intoxicating mead. Those who
do not get to Valhalla end up in the home of the dead (Hel), a place
beneath the underworld (Niflheim), or one of various other places. Those
who are lost at sea, for example, are taken to Ægir's hall at the bottom
of the sea.

In addition to the valkyries and the Einherjar, a rooster named
Gullinkambi lives there.

In Beowulf, it is called the shining citadel.


[edit] Modern Etymology
The English word 'hell' comes from the Teutonic 'Hel', which originally
meant 'to cover' and later referred to the goddess of the Norse
underworld, Hel. Compare Anglo-Saxon helan and Latin celare = to hide.

TheGoodShepherd's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:11 PM
I will not shutup, how dare you, please leave and go peddle that
attitude somewhere else !

iceprincess's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:11 PM
shep you made an A** out of yourself never presume to judge and call
names till you know of that wich you speak

iceprincess's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:15 PM
shall i presume i'm no longer worth saving since you told me to leave
church better yet are you gonna stab yourself as you said earlier?

karmafury's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:16 PM
Ice is quite correct. I follow the Norse gods and wear my hammer with
pride. Perhaps you should re-read your bible and learn what the message
is that you are to teach. You are failing at it now. The idea is not to
teach by fear but by trying to show the love of your god. If I read
correctly that is the message.

TheGoodShepherd's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:17 PM
of course I,m familiar with it, I watch star trek and the klingons often
refer to this religious concept, it was a joke !
Your zest to be right all of the time iceprincess, is troubling.
Your self-esteem is damaged, I,ll pray for you !

karmafury's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:18 PM
Your god also asks that all be welcome. Why tell someone to leave. The
idea is to welcome and teach.

songbirrd's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:18 PM
SHEP COULDA SWORE YOU SAID LAST FRIGGEN NIGHT YOU'D RATHER WHAT? 'cut
off your arm' before you'd ask ANYONE to leave WOW You're a goooooood
person aren't you?

iceprincess's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:21 PM
You do that doll like i said lets see who god hears first.LOL right no
most times i'm wrong but i do wish for you to pratice what you feel you
are attempting to preach.you have no consistincy in your message other
than all but those who believe as you do are condemened did you know
it's in the bible that false proghets shall get the hottest fires of
hell? you may wish to remeber this as you wave to us going by

TheGoodShepherd's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:24 PM
Yes, I asked her to leave because of her utter disrespect for the
santuary of this church, I consider her actions as those of someone,
playing loud music inside the church, or other harsh
disruption !

songbirrd's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:25 PM
That still makes you a liar SHEP READ THE THREAD OF THIS POST and
RESPOND TO US PLZ

karmafury's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:26 PM
So respond to me then. Why do you not preach as you are instructed to?

iceprincess's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:28 PM
because i disagree w/you and joke w/you i'm a disruption? do you tell
mothers with crying babies or disruptive toddlers to leave also? you
better read back on this shep cause you may wish to for once admitt your
wrong i'm no better or worse than you just as you are no more right than
wrong than me!

TheGoodShepherd's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:36 PM
Okay, songbird whats your question, karma I can led but its up to your
to follow, and iceprincess I,m the shepherd of this flock either fall in
line , or get out, I have,nt the time for
jokers, or disruptions, if you,d like a consultation, email me and
schedule an appointment, now I,m off to play Golf, have a safe and
pleasant weekend !

karmafury's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:42 PM
I am not a christian, but if I remember correctly Christ sent them out
to preach the word and the word was love. Not hellfire and brimstone. I
have met your kind Good Shepherd. I have welcomed them into my home and
by my faiths laws given them food for their hunger and drink for their
thirst. In return I got ridicule. This is not the word of your Christ.
Preaching through fear only makes those who believe slaves to a
religion not worshippers.




iceprincess's photo
Sat 01/20/07 02:46 PM
Fall in line or get out you say? Tell me which seminary do you attend
because you sound a little cultish to me. gods house is a public place
of worship you have neither the right nor the authority to order anyone
out. You my little mislead friend should read your bible more and play
golf less or you may find yourself the brunt of some very heavy
chastisment from the man above. by the way I am in line and i'll make
sure to save a place for you.LOL

slowtogetit's photo
Sat 01/20/07 03:19 PM
tell me you didn't say that to ice shep.pleaseeeeeeeee

songbirrd's photo
Sat 01/20/07 03:24 PM
One question huh Shepp? OK when are you going to start leading your
"flock"? Fair enough question I think.

no photo
Sat 01/20/07 03:25 PM
HOw come you have no answeres Preacher man, you always come back with
have anice weekend and everyones goin to hell, if you are so learned
then why no answers for the curious?? It just shows how uneducated you
really are, ignorance is bliss I suppose. By the way..see you in hell

TxsGal3333's photo
Sat 01/20/07 03:39 PM
HUmmm seems as Shepp will lead his flock if your are willing to carry
his golf clubs lmao

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