"what the he// is that!?! " "Something terrible !"

"what was that !!!" "Something else,..... also terrible! "

"Cowboy Up"

~8 Seconds~

007- YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK

GOLDFINGER-NO MR.BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE

" I haven't taken a dump since ... wednesday .........morning..."

"I hate Illonois nazis"

John Belushi

"I found a fingernail in my food!"
"Yessir, sorry sir!"
"Yesterday there was a bandaid in my food!"
"Yessir, the bandaid was holding the fingernail on"

Down Periscope

"Where's your sh***er ?!.....I've got a turtle head pokin' out !"

What happens if a car comes?

We die...

(From the scene in the Notebook when they are laying in the street)

Caine Mutiny (1954)

Humphrey Bogart (Lt. Commander Philip Francis Queeg): "You tell the men there are four ways of doing things on this ship: The right way, the wrong way, the Navy way, and my way. They do things my way, and we'll get along just fine."

Casablanca (1942)

Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa): You're saying this only to make me go.

Humphrey Bogart (Rick): "I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."

Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa): "But what about us?"

Humphrey Bogart (Rick): "We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night."

Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa): "When I said I would never leave you."

Humphrey Bogart (Rick): "And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid."

parfaits have layers...everybody likes a parfait...you never hear anyone sayin dont give me that parfait.....shrek

Gone with the Wind (1939)

Vivien Leigh (Scarlett): "As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again! No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

don't let your meat loaf.

And now a triumphant scene from 1984's "Revenge of the nerds"


Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us then there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
Gibert: Just join us cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.

I really loved that film. And W.C. Fields. Anything W.C. Fields...

"Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one."
(Mississippi, 1935.)

(W.C., after winning several hands at cards:)
"Beginner's luck, gentlemen...although I have devoted some time to the game."
(My Little Chickadee)

and of course the classic...

"Anything worth having is worth cheating for."
(My Little Chickadee)

"When u side with a man u stick with him no matter what, If u
cant do that ur no better than some animal, ur finished,
We'r all finished!"

" If I had a d*** this is where I'd tell you to suck it !" (Betty White)

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know. (Animal Crackers)


Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did. (Duck Soup)


While shooting elephants in Africa, I found the tusks very difficult to remove. But in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa...(Animal Crackers)


Groucho Marx

"...it was a time when men were real men , women were real women, and small brown furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were resl small brown furry creatures from Alpha Centauri..."