Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night ? June Cleaver.

ok ok ok who knows this one:

"All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it."

Grandmas Boy is da shiat


"Are there antlers on my head?"

the price is wrong b*tch. haha

“Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

i'll tell you where. a little place called aspen.
i don't know lloyd, the french are assholes.
dumb and dumber

You don't need to see his identification.
We don't need to see his identification.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
These aren't the droids we're looking for.

He can go about his business.
You can go about your business.

Move along.
Move along... move along....

"I love "forward harch"! ( Madeline Kahn-History of the World, part 1)

A MANS GOT TO KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS

One Of The DAys Alice Bang Zoom!

asta-la-vista baby (terminator 2)

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." - Dirty Dancing

and

"In Italy women are more dangerous than shotguns." - The Godfather

"I'm not bitter anymore, because I know what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in out new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love.

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, plants a fire in hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you."

-The Notebook

"Hey look, I don't wanna hold you up, I just wanted to let you know that if you lost all your limbs, we'd still be together forever. I mean I really hope that doesn't happen because I think your limbs are pretty great. And when I said your name, it would always sound safe. I'm not sure about the perfume and the cologne thing but I could try, ya know, I mean I could pick some up. I would always try to make you smile when you're tired. I know you think that's pretty hard to do but I could do that. And you would never have to be scared to tell me anything. And if you like this shirt, I wouldn't take it off for a month. And I would be more than willing to paint your grandmothers toenails so your grandfather doesn't have to do it anymore. You don't have to save me Sara. But I am going to love you for the rest of my life, so things would be a lot better for me if you were around."

aaand theeeeennn...

"Listen. I don't like to preach, but here's some advice. You'll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it's because they're stupid. Don't react to their cruelty. There's nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself."

I have here a very old letter, written to a Mrs. Bixby in Boston. "Dear Madam: I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle. I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save. I pray that our heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom. Yours very sincerely and respectfully, Abraham Lincoln

What hump?? (Marty Feldman- Young Frankenstein) ...gets me everytime!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"We could get herpes just sitting on this couch"

Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."