"Carl there is liable to bust a spring there any minute, he's already off balance"

~Sling Blade~

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?" -Renton, "Trainspotting"

"Dying ain't hard for men like you and me, it's living that's hard"

"You going to pull those pistols boy, or whistle Dixie"

~The Outlaw Josey Whales~

"Looking real good today, kid. Looking real good."-Better Off Dead hilarious.

"Are you classified as human?"

"Negative. I am a meat popsicle."

-The Fifth Element

"Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and ok for you."

-Judge Dredd

May I recommend my liver? Ive been force-feeding myself for over a week...
Hitchhikers Guide To the Galexy (PBS Series)

Jules: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
Brett: Hamburgers.
Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?
Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.
Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
Brett: They're good.
Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
[Picks up burger and takes a bite]
Jules: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?
[Vincent shakes his head]
Jules: Wanna bite? They're real tasty.
Vincent: Ain't hungry.
Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart mother****er. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?
Brett: Sprite.
Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Brett: Go right ahead.
Jules: Ah, hit the spot.

Pain is temporary, victory is permanent.

Are you the Judean peoples front?
F*ck off!Judean people front.We're the Peoples front of Judea!
judean peoples front pffffffffft



Welease Wodewick

You can't handle the truth.. A Few Good Men

Use the wand. Willow.

I will never make it to the castle ,beyond the goblin city.? Labrinth.

Hello , Sydney what's your favorite scary movie? Scream

I love that one. Super green.

I love that movie. Everyone knows except Godfrey.

"The only way to survive out here is to accept the fact that you're already dead."~ The Band of Brothers series

On Dune we need desert people.

Their baack. Poltrageist

Oh , Warriors come out and play aa .

Home crap home.~ the money pit.

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with . . .a herring.

You stupid bastard,you've got no arms left!

And after the spanking,the oral sex!

~ Monty python and the holy grail....

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." ( BOOM BABOOM BOOM BOOM)

all time fav!! "say WHAT again...go ahead, i dare ya, i double dare ya..."