"Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!" History of the World

[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.





Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?

Abby Normal (of course)

BLUCHER!!!!

"If they're QUIET about it!" John Wayne to Katherine Hepburn

God Bless You!!

heheehe

"Cletus don't you dare talk to Momma like that"
Nutty Professor

"Heres to Dancin' with Bow Legged Women"

--Capt. Quint

Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and *die*. The storybooks are *bull*****. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and *get* in my bed!

Moonstruck-1987

"I Know You don't Smoke Weed, I Know this! But I'm Gonna Get You High Today, Cause it's Friday You aint Got no job and You aint got Sh1t to do!"

I'm As Mad As Hell -and I'm Not gonna Take it Anymore!!!

"AK47. When you have to absoultly, posotivatly have to kill every motherf*cker in the room, Accept no subsututes."

Samual L. Jackson.
Jackie Brown

don't piss down my back and tell me rain!
OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like I'm doin'?

-bullet tooth tony
- snatch

also: dyin' aint much of a livin

Q: "Have you met my daughter, Mr. Marlow?"

A: "Yeah. She was trying to sit in my lap while I was standing up."

The Big Sleep

"Once more, the world was spinning in greased grooves."

Cannery Row

personally my dear I dont give a damn