Fezzini: Inconcieveable!
Montoya: You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
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Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
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Westley: Life is pain! Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.
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Montoya: Let me explain. No, takes too long, let me sum up. Buttercup and Humperdinck is getting married in little less than half an hour.

(The Princess Bride)

No one can take away anything you dont give them ~Glory road

You want the truth? You couldn't handle the truth.......Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men

From The Big Kahuna:

Larry Mann: Well, I'll be a son of a *****! I don't smoke, you quit drinking, Bob here wouldn't even dream of looking at another woman with lust... between the three of us, we're practically Jesus.

Larry Mann: Did you mention perhaps what line of industrial lubricants Jesus would have endorsed?

Larry Mann: Here's to the profound religious experience that comes from doing a job well and being grossly underpaid!

Phil Cooper: I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done, and you wish that you had it do over, but you know you can't, because it's too late. So you pick that thing up, and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face.

Phil Cooper: A man hasn't any idea what his soul looks like until he gazes into the eyes for the woman that he's married to. And then, if he's any kind of decent human being, he spends the next couple of days throwing up. Because no honest man can stand that image.

Phil Cooper: It doesn't matter whether you're selling Jesus or Buddha or civil rights or 'How to Make Money in Real Estate With No Money Down.' That doesn't make you a human being; it makes you a marketing rep. If you want to talk to somebody honestly, as a human being, ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are - just to find out, for no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation to steer it, it's not a conversation anymore; it's a pitch. And you're not a human being; you're a marketing rep.

"Andrew!!! Are you going to bring me my lemonade, or do I have to squeeze it from my hat?" Goldie Hawn
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"Maybe you'll spark to this!" Kurt Russel as he grabs Goldie Hawn and gives her a bend backing kiss.
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"These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish".

"I look like a bushman".

"I'm quite happy! Everyone wants to be me".

"Honey, if you HAVE a baby, you won't BE the baby".

......from "overboard'

Fincha Fist yourself, (steve stiffler)

american pie

He's so good he dosen't feel he has to prove it.

imaginary letters to imaginary friends

perhaps we should move on to thirteen

i love the love part of that movie


dear b,
i found north dakota to be hopelessly uninteresting without you. as i was merely patronzing one of your hotels, i found myself simultaneously sacked by the police and paramedics and consequently detained and drugged though i give credit to one fine doctor who did not force me to et or drink the water. cows. i smell they smell we all smell like **** and ice ream.

i'm home free in new yorknow. daddy has admitted to inappropriateness and sexually abusing me and sister dear and has sent some restitution on his own accord via mail.

i'm finding the networks here affable and my services in demand.

if we are ever going to, perhaps we shal do it at my house unless you have any initiative or ideas.

love always,
K

who flushes the toilet

i already cleaned

Jack Byrnes: Greg, a man reaches a certain age when he realizes what's truly important. Do you know what that is?
Greg Focker: Love, friendship... just love, I think.
Jack Byrnes: His legacy.
Greg Focker: That, too.
Jack Byrnes: If your family's circle joins in my family's circle, they'll form a chain. I can't have a chink in my chain.
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Bernie Focker: Can you believe I fathered him with just one testicle?
Pam Byrnes: No! After next month, I am going to be Pamela Martha Focker. I... I know how that sounds but I don't care!
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Greg Focker: Look, Little Jack was crying so I picked him up and gave him some hugs. Then I went into the kitchen to answer the phone and when I came back, he had let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. Ok?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Greg Focker: [to Little Jack] What? You don't like me. I don't like your little red outfit. It makes you look like a little demon baby. Maybe I'll get you a little pitchfork for Christmas, so we can put you on a can of Underwood ham. I'm sorry I can't make little poop sounds and I can't make little things that tell people when I want to do things. But I have a sign for you.
[sticks up middle finger]
Greg Focker: How's that for a sign?
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Meet the Fockers (2004)

"all these moments will be lost in time: like tears in the rain."
bladerunner

(Coutn Olaf) "Children are strange and foreign to me. I never really was one. I do know that they are an important part of the ecosystem".

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

nice one

Governer-General Anthony Gordon Hayes (Peter O'Toole): "Unlike you, my dear, I haven't spent the better part of my life going from disco tech to disco tech with my a$$ hanging out of a french cut bikini."

"Then I guess you've missed all the fun." (character played by Twiggy who's name I can't recall)

"I suspect your right." Gov. Hayes

ray if some one ask's you if you are a god you say yes from ghost buster's,

stay gold from the out siders,


if ya gotta go go with a smile joker on bat man

What? I'm taking it back.-Clerks II

Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla

mad max

the road warrior

you're gonna need a bigger boat

Frank Stillwell: [Stillwell and Ike are planning to ambush the Earps at the train station] That's Virgil there with the women.
Ike Clanton: He's mine, understand?
Frank Stillwell: [Cocking his rifle] Hey Mattie! Where's Wyatt?
Wyatt Earp: Right behind you, Stillwell.
[Shoots Stillwell with a shotgun as he turns around]
[With Ike Clanton on his knees, Wyatt slashes his lip open with the spur of his boot]
Wyatt Earp: All right Clanton, you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]
Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!
Ike Clanton: [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...
Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him Ike, 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!
[shoves Ike down with his boot]
Wyatt Earp: The Cowboys are FINISHED, you understand? I see a red sash I kill the man wearin' it!
[lets Ike up to run for his life]
Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur, RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'! You tell 'em I'M coming, and hell's coming with me, you hear? HELL'S COMING WITH ME!

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[Doc Holliday has the drop on Billy Clanton with a pistol]
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second pistol] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

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...from Tombstone, starring Kurt Russel as Wyatt Earp and Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday

how did all of this come abot

how did all of this come about

how did all come about

how did

how


how

there is blackness and there is fire and there is rain and we see no pain

no
no
no
no

where am i when i am floating floating about

thats right what is next