Cyrus Grissom: Guard Falzon?
Guard Falzon: What is it, Cyrus?
Cyrus Grissom: Oh, Stewardess? What's the in-flight movie today?
Guard Falzon: Well, I think you'll like it, Cyrus. It's called "I'll Never Make Love to a Woman on the Beach Again", and it's preceded by the award-winning short, "No More Steak For Me, Ever".
[Guard Falzon walks away chuckling]
Cyrus Grissom: [mumbles] Funny f.cker, aren't ya?
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Vince Larkin: This one has done it all: kidnapping, robbery, murder, and extortion. His name is Cyrus Grissom, A.K.A. Cyrus the Virus. Thirty-nine years old, twenty-five of them spent in our institutions. But he's bettered himself on the inside. Earned two degrees, including his juris doctorate. He's also killed eleven fellow inmates, incited three riots, and escaped twice. Likes to brag he's killed more men than cancer. Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane. He's a true product of the system.
Duncan Malloy: What's that supposed to mean?
Duncan Malloy: What is he, one of these sociology majors who thinks we're responsible for breeding these animals?
Vince Larkin: No, but I can point a few fingers if it would make you feel comfortable.
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Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

Con Air 1997

*wickedly*
"don't worry, dave. we only want to kill you."

killer klowns from outer space

you ain't representin...you ain't keepin it real

"gooba gobba, gooba gobba, we accept her, one of us"

Was Jack the Ripper really a 80 foot monster from the preolithic age? Did I take this job just to make a quick buck? We may never know the answers to these questions.

Amazon Women on the Moon

Hey, but at least we had jobs, 'cause things are tough all over."

Cheech Marin

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Gone with the Wind

I fart in your general direction MP Holy Grail

Hey, where the white women at? Cleavon Little Blazing Saddles

UNITY. thats the key word in unit. Without the Y.


Sympathy??? "If you want sympathy look in the dictionary between **** and sypallis... thats where youll find my sympathy."

fair maiden: "and i call you an egocentrical sycpoathic overbearing,insecure dictitorial fridgid lunatic asshole."
Major payne: "I am not fidgid"


fair maiden: ( on a date) "What do you like to do for fun?"
Major payne: "I like to hang upside down blindfolded and take my gun apart and put it back together before my nose starts ti bleed."

Joe: So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the f'ck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bull****. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' f'ckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.
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Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f'cked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f'cks in the azz on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullsh't I got two words for that: learn to f'ckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f'ckin' surprise.
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Well, I was insulting your national heritage, and now we're having dinner. (Charlie Sheen in NAVY SEALS)

two bees or not two bees? that is the question?

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!!! (UHF)

PROTE: NOW IF YOU DONT MIND, I HAVE A BEAM OF LIGHT TO CATCH!






K-PAX

Did you see the size of that chicken??? (Young Guns)

AJ: Joe you know about women right?

Joe: My wife left me for another woman & my girlfriend forced me to leave at gun point. Does this qualify me?

Aj: oh yeah


empire records... lol

THE WHITE MAN CAME AND THE NIGHT ENTERED OUR FUTURE WITH HIM.
great sachem.

THE FRONTIER MOVES WITH THE SUN, AND PUSHES THE RED MAN OF THESE WILDERNES FORESTS IN THE FRONT OF IT UNTIL ONE DAY THERE WILL BE NOWHERE LEFT THERE OUR RACE WILL BE NO MORE OR BE NOT US. BUT ONCE 'WE' WERE HERE.

chingachgook.



THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS

And something just came right up and bit me! Bit me dir-ectly in the but tocks

Forrestt Gump

Electric B00BS????

27 Dresses