Dr Frankenstein: Igor help with the bags.
Igor: Okay, you take the one on the left and I'll take the one in the turban.

Young Frankenstein (Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman)

Maxwell Smart: I'm getting complaints from the landlord about the gun battles in the hall, and the bombs in the lobby, and the knife fights in the elevator.
Chief: Well, when you rent an apartment to a secret agent, you've got to expect those things.
Maxwell Smart: But he doesn't know I'm a secret agent.
Chief: Well, how do you explain people attacking you and shooting at you?
Maxwell Smart: Well, I told him I work for the Bureau of Internal Revenue.
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Chief: Max, this will undoubtedly be the most dangerous mission you've ever gone on. You probably won't get back alive.
Maxwell Smart: If you're trying to scare me, Chief, you're wasting your time. I don't know the meaning of the word fear.
Chief: You'll parachute from six thousand feet.
Maxwell Smart: I think I just learned it.
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Maxwell Smart: Missed it by that much.
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"Get Smart" (1965)

Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that! Call it something else!
Mutt Williams: Like what?
Indiana Jones: A rope! Call it a rope!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight (Batman)

Louie: I'm shocked, absolutely shocked to find that there is gambling going on here!!!

Casino worker: Your winnings sir.

Louie: Thank you.

(Casablanca)

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable but that is called caniblism and is frowned upon in many societies.
- Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

Mal: define interesting
Wash: oh god oh god we're all gonna die

(serenity)

Excerpt from a letter from Noah to Allie: "The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that's what you've given me. That's what I'd hoped to give you forever."


the notebook

what'd ya do kid...? jump ship?

MMMMMMmmmmmmmm OOOHHHHHhhhhhhhhh GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD




Debbie does Dallas

I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for.
- Pirates Of The Caribbean

and then.......

dude where's my car

It's the terrorists I tell you.
dumHAM HAM, your the other white meat.
*Fart* we are in DC..that was a veto.

Jeff Dumham

Firefly!!!

My fave quote from Serenity

Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

BADGES? WE DONT NEED NO STINKING BADGES!!


BLAZING SADDLES

Tequila !! One of the Peewee Herman flicks...

Sorry, short memory....I'm a Moose..

Hello Ladies.
I was always a sucker for a redhead.

Gone in 60 seconds

"Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat"..

My cousin Bullwinkle J. Moose


from The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle

Doc: You are not a god.

Billy: Why don't you pullthe trigger and find out?


Young Guns 2