I swear I saw one cruising in a black Mercedes E550 yesterday. I thought my tithings were for the orphans!!!

Oooo, sexy girl with glasses

Ask him where his shirt went...

Yes.

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I salsa dance actually.

There isn't one because girls already have that and then some. Even in a bromance the two guys won't go to the restroom together.....

Black Ops!

A co-worker of mine accidentally said "I love you" when ending a call with her boss. She had just spoken to her husband before that and was trying to multitask too many things.

hahaha who wants some?

If a girl ever gives me a no reply, it just tells me that she's immature and still has some growing up to do. It's just inconsiderate to ignore someone and just hope that they'll disappear.

I need a cool one image macro like motorcycle guy

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
Ricky, age 10

The stupid ones are

Cute

Guys have bigger egos as a whole.

Go a little deeper on the tan, girls in England seem to like guys with brown skin, they think we're exotic ;)

Good luck bro!

I saw this girl with an old Shelby Cobra

Keep in mind there are some women who don't log on anymore to this site....

doh, Holly beat me to it