No! He's a boy!! I'll be the never-before-seen cocktail waitress with the same razor wit!!

I just ask to see them naked first!

I want to see the size of the member, make sure you are circumsized, shaved below the belt, and with no other chest or body hair.

Then there is the performance evaluation!

Once a man passes those tests then it's on like Donky Kong!!!

Sorry!

Seriously, just be yourself and take things slowly. I know that sounds cliché but "real" works, and being comfortable are paramount! Listen to you intuition. If something doesn’t seem right, analyze how you feel.

You are going to make mistakes; that’s ok. Learn from your mistakes though.

If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't THINK of getting into a relationship until I finished my master's degree. Boys got in the way of my education and it took me too long to finish my bachelor's and I am just now finished with my master's - 24 years later. I also would have traveled more. I didn't even know myself or about the world. How could I expect to be in a relationship?? It’s like the dumb leading the dumb.

The Looooove boat! Exciting and new .....

You call yourself "hot"? Isn't that up to the person looking at you?? Looks are so subjective and inconsequential. What else can you offer?

I'm just giving a hard time. This is a great site. Join the forums and have a ball!

Nude or revealing pictures out of context are gross.

Naked pix of strangers - no matter how hot they are - just seem pervy - and from someone who wants attention.

On a serious dating site, “reveal” other attributes like education, intelligence and something of substance. What else do you have to bring to the table besides a naked body?

Or a gambler for that matter.

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Never make generalizations in life.

Welcome to the forum. Enjoy!

I rarely get profile views now since I started a relationship, and use a main pic with my boyfriend but ...

When I was single, if I received too many profile views from the same person - multiple times a day - with incessant nudges, adding me as a favorite, etc, I would block them.

It was annoying.

Either contact me with an email or move on! Why would they continue to acting like a 5 year old rather than just sending an email? I’ve obviously seen their profile views of me and nudges. If I was interested, wouldn't I have contacted them? Common sense! Where art thou??

I also blocked those who sent friend requests without messages – especially suspicious profiles that might be scammers. I would never add anyone as a friend that I didn’t know via the forums. It’s bizarre to me that some people act too familiar too fast.

I have a looong block list; mostly those that are azzzz holes or send overtly sexual messages.

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I recommend you fix the orientation of your main picture. Anything that is not straight forward, clear and inviting will cause members to pass to the next profile.

I also echo what Indigo has already stated. She gave you great advice. You mentioned being a "keeper" in the headline to this topic but you list that you are looking for an Intimate Encounter in your profile. Right away you contradict yourself. “Hit it and Quit it” is hardly a keeper situation - not to mention a turn off for most women.

Unless you inspire significance with your profile, why should a member want to contact you? There are thousands of profiles on Mingle. How will you stand you?? A little effort goes a long way!

I don't know why you felt the need to say no one replied because you are ugly. Appearance had nothing to do with finding a partner or getting topic replies. Confidence will get a person further than "looks". If all a person has to bring to the table is their outer facade - they won't maintain any relationships of substance. Develop yourself (education, travel, can you hold a conversation) and that will increase your self-assurance for the right reasons. Being about appearance and "things" will get you no where in life. Trade the aforementioned in for college degrees, a career and a passport.

Join the forums. It's a great place.

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I recommend a new main picture; one that is a close up of your face.

Your profile is devoid of information. You have said nothing about yourself or the type of girl you are interested in meeting.

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Post a picture with a shirt, that shows your face, and fix the orientation of the pic so you aren't "sideways". You might have more luck.

Join the forums to meet active members!

Their, There and They're: there is a difference!

Have you ever known me to follow directions?

Anyone who watches those shows - even for 1 minute - will drop their IQ by 30 points.

People who support those shows also support illiteracy and general “dumb azzz” in this country. The people who deserve the attention (rather than the “actor” idiots) and money are our fire fighters, teachers, law enforcement and military personnel.

There is better and more educational programming available anywhere but "reality" TV. National Geographic, The History Channel and The Military Channel are my staples.

I've never been to know to "get at" anyone but I will welcome you to Mingle!!

I’ve always been brutally honest. I have offended some people but if I changed my ways for totally strangers – that means I am not true to myself. Why would I worry about offending strangers for the sake of their needs over my own?

Listing my wants and needs in a partner eliminated the riff-raff. If we have enough in common then we will always have enough to talk about. I wanted to know right away whether the person was compatible with me. Details are uber important!

I say honesty is the best method. Those that appreciate you will gravitate towards you and those that want candy-coated profiles can click to the next one.

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