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Wed 06/03/09 01:55 AM

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Wed 06/03/09 01:52 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 06/03/09 01:53 AM
How can you know where you're going, if you don't remember where you've been....?

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Wed 06/03/09 01:15 AM




Dude,

Zanpactoe,

What happened to your pic?

Remember, a bad pic is better than no pic...!

And your pic wasn't that bad.

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Wed 06/03/09 01:02 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 06/03/09 01:03 AM
Dude,

Are you a pirate?

love

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Wed 06/03/09 12:55 AM
Attn: Moofooga!



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Wed 06/03/09 12:49 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 06/03/09 12:51 AM
Merlin's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine, I'm on the pavement, talkin' bout the government...


Do you have a big brass bed?

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Wed 06/03/09 12:12 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 06/03/09 12:19 AM
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Wed 06/03/09 12:05 AM
Thank you for this post.

Sorry, you ain't gonna get any sympathy from me...!

Just goes to show that it's NOT always men who do stupid crap cuz they're horny, like getting their willies stuck in a vaccuum cleaner, or other stupid stuff...

Good to know women do stupid crap too. Of course, this woman was a construction worker, so she was probably a bull-dyke in which case, she was more like a guy than a woman...

Never mind...!

rofl


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Tue 06/02/09 11:43 PM
Well you know, basically I'm on mingle for my own amusement. Now if I should amuse and/or offend a few along the way, I don't really care. However, sometimes offending the wrong person lands me in the mingle slammer and I just can't afford that as I'm now a certified mingle addict and don't want my posting privilages taken away!

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Tue 06/02/09 11:33 PM


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My thoughts exactly, Mahan! laugh



Well, I don't know if you caught that pic or not, but I decided to take it down... I knew SOMEBODY would be all offended and butt hurt over it.

And you know I got the foot-in-mouth desease... I'm always offending somebody!

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Tue 06/02/09 11:28 PM
Good evening (((everyone)))

The Last Suppa' According to L. Ron Hubba Hubba...



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Tue 06/02/09 11:20 PM
Edited by MahanMahan on Tue 06/02/09 11:22 PM
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Tue 06/02/09 10:55 PM
Edited by MahanMahan on Tue 06/02/09 11:13 PM


I may be wrong, but I'm assuming it's because Tom's a scientologist...!

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Tue 06/02/09 10:49 PM
Hello Spamella,

Pleased to meet you...

now get in my belly, I'm hungry!


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Tue 06/02/09 10:42 PM



Do you tend to make assumptions about people you don't know? Or, do you ask questions and get to know them first?



you must be gay


Either that or a Scientologist. laugh


Or a gay scientologist like L. Ron Hubba Hubba....! bigsmile

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Tue 06/02/09 10:33 PM

Be sure to sprinkle some lye in with it, too! laugh


...and thanks for giving away my secret ingredient. tongue2

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Tue 06/02/09 09:12 PM
Edited by MahanMahan on Tue 06/02/09 09:17 PM
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Ooops I got carried away.

Sorry Jill, Loo, and Bastet.

flowers

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Tue 06/02/09 09:00 PM

You ladies wanna buy any hula hoops? I'd like to watch you gyrate and make myself some money at the same time.









I'll buy 15 hoola hoops if you throw in Bastet, tied up with a ball gag in her mouth so I don't hafta hear her nag...

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Tue 06/02/09 08:44 PM


Jill & Bastet are a couple of man hating meanies...!

Boo freakin hoo...!

:banana:


did you find your binky yet? :tongue: laugh


No, I haven't and I'm telling mom that you hid my binky.

I'm also telling mom that you made me do the dishes and vaccuum the house while you mingled all day.

You gonna get grounded...

Neener neener!

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Tue 06/02/09 08:36 PM
Jill & Bastet are a couple of man hating meanies...!

Boo freakin hoo...!

:banana:

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