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Topic: women masturbates with jackhammer and dies LOL
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Tue 06/02/09 11:37 PM
Edited by mt2cool on Tue 06/02/09 11:59 PM
here is a link to the story http://slumz.boxden.com/showthread.php?t=1243177 thx to GeniuSxBoY for finding it

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Tue 06/02/09 11:42 PM
shocked

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Tue 06/02/09 11:43 PM
MAY I suggest a waltec shower head. More enjoyable and no death involved!!! Though you may pass out from the pulsating motion!!!devil laugh laugh

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Tue 06/02/09 11:43 PM
MAY I suggest a waltec shower head. More enjoyable and no death involved!!! Though you may pass out from the pulsating motion!!!devil laugh laugh

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Tue 06/02/09 11:44 PM

here is a link to the story decentcommunity.org
look up on it sumwhere if link doesn't work

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 06/02/09 11:45 PM
That wasn't a jackhammer. That was a longhairedbiker. I didn't mean for her to do that. I was just horny.

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Tue 06/02/09 11:50 PM
May 13 - Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

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ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostiution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”


http://slumz.boxden.com/showthread.php?t=1243177

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Tue 06/02/09 11:57 PM

May 13 - Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

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ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostiution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”


http://slumz.boxden.com/showthread.php?t=1243177


she found a way out the hard way didnt she.. using a jackhammer(one stupid lady)
as for her husband leaving i dont blame him

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Wed 06/03/09 12:05 AM
Thank you for this post.

Sorry, you ain't gonna get any sympathy from me...!

Just goes to show that it's NOT always men who do stupid crap cuz they're horny, like getting their willies stuck in a vaccuum cleaner, or other stupid stuff...

Good to know women do stupid crap too. Of course, this woman was a construction worker, so she was probably a bull-dyke in which case, she was more like a guy than a woman...

Never mind...!

rofl


EZ4Sheezy's photo
Wed 06/03/09 12:08 AM
Why out in the driveway?

mt2cool's photo
Wed 06/03/09 12:09 AM

Thank you for this post.

Sorry, you ain't gonna get any sympathy from me...!

Just goes to show that it's NOT always men who do stupid crap cuz they're horny, like getting their willies stuck in a vaccuum cleaner, or other stupid stuff...she was probably a bull-dyke in which case, she was more like a guy than a woman...

Never mind...!

rofl


EXACTLY

ArtGurl's photo
Wed 06/03/09 12:11 AM
Oi noway

eileena9's photo
Wed 06/03/09 12:15 AM

Thank you for this post.

Sorry, you ain't gonna get any sympathy from me...!

Just goes to show that it's NOT always men who do stupid crap cuz they're horny, like getting their willies stuck in a vaccuum cleaner, or other stupid stuff...

Good to know women do stupid crap too. Of course, this woman was a construction worker, so she was probably a bull-dyke in which case, she was more like a guy than a woman...

Never mind...!

rofl




Guess you haven't seen work crews here on Long Island.....some of the female construction workers could be models.

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Wed 06/03/09 06:40 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 06/03/09 06:46 AM
WHY??

WHY!!!!!

WHY?????

tanyaann's photo
Wed 06/03/09 06:54 AM
noway

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Wed 06/03/09 06:55 AM
noway What a retard!!! noway

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Wed 06/03/09 07:02 AM
Edited by Unknow on Wed 06/03/09 07:04 AM
Patiently waiting for the video to come out on youporn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Wed 06/03/09 07:50 AM
Edited by scttrbrain on Wed 06/03/09 07:50 AM
It sounds to me like she was trying to hurt her privates. That would be even worse than letting someone stand there and hit them(privates), with their fists. That is a very sensitive area. That kind of pain is unthinkable to me. Hell I would scream too.

Kat

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Wed 06/03/09 10:14 AM
shocked

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