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Wed 06/03/09 03:57 PM
Geeez, now I feel bad for laughing, even if she DID do it to herself...

I just hope her death won't be in vain in that it would prevent someone else from attempting such an insane act.

Ok, I'm not laughing any more. Any loss of human life is sad, no matter what.

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Wed 06/03/09 03:46 PM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 06/03/09 03:49 PM
Yeah, if she was a victim of rape and mutilation and died at the hands of a sick bastard rapist murderer, I'd be feeling bad and thinking, poor lady... that must have been a painful way to die.

But let's not forget, she did it to herself. Not only was she a freak, but also an exhibitionist. Why couldn't she use the jackhammer on herself in the backyard? She did it in her driveway... What about the neighbors' kids who must have been traumatized by watching a freak screw herself to death by a jackhammer?

I have no sympathy for her...

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Wed 06/03/09 03:41 PM
Question to the ladies:

Is it possible for a vagina to be sooooo stretched out and de-sensitized that a normal vibrator just won't do the job and one must substitute a freakin' JACKHAMMER to rub one off?

rofl

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Wed 06/03/09 03:35 PM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 06/03/09 03:37 PM



I don't understand the title of this thread, " women masturbates with jackhammer and dies LOL". LOL?


use your imagination putin laugh


I don't understand why the OP put "LOL" after the word, "dies".



Why? Cuz when a person kills themselves doing a very very stupid thing, it's hilarious...!

I bet if it was a guy who got his willy stuck in a vaccum cleaner and got it cut off or died trying to screw the tailpipe of a harley you'd be laughing...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

rofl

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Wed 06/03/09 03:29 PM
Jhavez translates tootsweet's work to Spanish:




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Wed 06/03/09 03:23 PM
I almost got sucked nto scientology a while ago, but luckily escaped with my brain in tact...!

And now, this:



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Wed 06/03/09 03:15 PM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 06/03/09 03:17 PM
Writes for Cyanide & Happiness comic strip.

Sample of TootSweet's work:



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Wed 06/03/09 02:49 PM
What can I say? It's a simple twist of fate.


Do you have riders on the storm?

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Wed 06/03/09 02:30 PM
Spoken like a true Republican...!

Bravo!

I just hope that if and when Obama should make a mistake that will end up costing thousands of American lives, that we shift the blame to anyone but him, from the British Intelligence to the U.N. to U.S. senators and congressmen.

Makes perfect sense.

And you are right... Attempting to close down Gitmo and changing our foreign policies really shows Obama following in Bush's footsteps.

Ok, now google me some more pro-Bush propaganda...

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Wed 06/03/09 07:28 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 06/03/09 07:30 AM

But, but, but....tears

I'm the one who usually offends people!


I'm offended that you assume you're the only one who offends...

I'm just as offensive, if not more...!

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Wed 06/03/09 07:18 AM


Same here! I'm always offending someone with a distinct deficiency in humor somewhere! laugh


You don't offend me. Mahan hasn't yet either. So it's ok! bigsmile


Emphasis on the YET...!

I'm tryin' hon, just give it time!

:banana:

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Wed 06/03/09 07:10 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Wed 06/03/09 07:21 AM
Moonlight,

Are there ANY soldiers in the United States Armed Forces who are NOT pro-Republican, pro-war?

Are you not also a U.S. citizen, aside from being a soldier? Is it NOT your right to question your leaders' motives at times? For example the real reasons why we had to invade Iraq under false pretenses?

If your only argument is going to be that my words are anti-American and un-patriotic, please don't bother responding.

I want to read a real argument from you...

Thank you!

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Wed 06/03/09 05:19 AM
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