Fill a leg with sand or beans or something and put it at the bottom of a door to stop drafts.

Put a leg over a cat's head for a few minutes of laughter

What's Kung Foo?

Oh, Kung Fu.

Are the hamster sized ninjas armed with tiny swords and throwing stars? What about the hamster?

Is the ninja sized hamster intelligent? Or still has the brain of a hamster?

Are the ninjas organizing an assassin style sneak attack like ninjas do?

For L.A.

Yeah, Virginia. It's for lovers.

Nah. Myself and I would have too much in common. A few differences spices things up a bit.

Yeah, I wouldn't wanna put you out on the street. You can keep the house.

Too late. I've already claimed your house and cemetary plot.

I've got hazel, but like blue.

doodle

lecture

My TV just went bad...like three minutes ago.

Been getting these warnings that channels would not be available on TVs that were not connected to digital devices after July 6th. Well, it just went down. There went my...ahem...free cable.

Guess I gotta go get some rabbit ears now. AND a friggin' digital converter box.

Digital stuff sux.

Told the cops they had a meth lab just to see if they'd do something to these people?
I feel for ya having such bad neighbors and totally do not like meth, but d@mn. That might be pushing it a little though.
If the neighbors all around you are bad, I'm sure you could find a property near a railroad pretty cheap. Moving might be your only option unless you wanna tell the cops your other neighbor sells crack and the other ones have dead bodies in their basement...and these things turn out to be true.

...makes you.

To the dark ages, so I could be a bad-a$$ like Bruce Campbell with my boom-stick. (I'd keep both my hands though)

Last night, so I could've took my own car, got back home earlier, and not miss out.

And to the year 100,000 AD so I could see if we really have flying cars by then. I bet the video games will kick a$$ too.

Sure did!!!

Early this morning. Started the day off nicely.

today makes 90 days.

Yeah, that was f'ing hilarious dude!

Mingle

I'm gonna cut my own head off in front of a school bus.

For Lori



a little bigger for ya